Small growing town 35 mins from downtown Ottawa
The main drag is called Notre-Dame and when the sun is shining just right resembles Montreal Rd in Vanier. Businesses along the strip include a LCBO, 23 Cannabis/Vape Shops, 47 Hair Salons, a church and more fast food and take out places than you can get diarrhea from in one month even if you eat out 3 times a day. Rumor has it the town is secretly run by the miserable folks at the Co-Op and if your English speaking you will most likely be ignored by locals.
Especially if your a English person from nearby Russell.
The main drag is called Notre-Dame and when the sun is shining just right resembles Montreal Rd in Vanier. Businesses along the strip include a LCBO, 23 Cannabis/Vape Shops, 47 Hair Salons, a church and more fast food and take out places than you can get diarrhea from in one month even if you eat out 3 times a day. Rumor has it the town is secretly run by the miserable folks at the Co-Op and if your English speaking you will most likely be ignored by locals.
Especially if your a English person from nearby Russell.
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