Hairy Ocean

A women with an emmense amount of hair on her vaginal region.

Man she is a hairy ocean.

by Keefers a midget October 8, 2003

ocean

A body of water which has continuosly assaulted humanity by way of sharks, tsunamis, and bermuda triangles.

We need to kill the ocean, before it is too late.

by Ocean Truth Society January 7, 2005

Ocean's Eleven Syndrome

When there are an unreasonably excessive amount of attractive people in any given situation. Stemming from the 2001 motion picture starring Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, George Clooney, among others.

Tonights episode of Jay Leno was suffering from Ocean's Eleven Syndrome. Catherine Zeta-Jones, Orlando Bloom, and Beyonce were the guests.

by BDT November 23, 2004

Admiral of the Ocean Sea

Noun (naval terminology): the universally supreme naval rank, awarded historically only to one seaman (Christopher Columbus) jointly by HRM Ferdinand and HRM Isabella of Spain, in recognition of his achievement in successfully navigating the Atlantic Ocean westward and (presumed at the time) the discovery of a shorter, less hazardous, and less expensive trading route to India from Europe.

"Upon his return from his first voyage to America, Christopher Columbus received the rank and title of "Admiral of the Ocean Sea" from Ferdinand and Isabella,
which rank he holds in perpetuity."

by speedog May 2, 2010

OceanUP

A Disney gossip website that posts anything and everything about Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato...

But the true "celebrities" on that site are the users.

OceanUP would actually be a legitimate website if it weren't for the dumbasses who inhabit the comment boards.

Users like: jerseygirl, peacelovehearts, Ginger and Jackie stan obsessively everyday for their favorites (i.e; Miley Cyrus and Joe Jonas).

Stanning is a common sport on oceanUP though, and if you're not stanning and/or a fan of both Miley and Selena, users on oceanUP will be more than welcome to tell you (nicely) to GTFO.

There are other users on oceanUP that are actually sane. People like: GoldenGal, Lilly, and DemiandMileypones are quite normal and easy to talk to.

And there are the crazies who, even though you have no idea what the fuck they're rambling about, supply the best laughs on the site. This includes: ImnotAnnoying, BAMF princess, and Yvonne.
Next time you're creeping on oceanUP be sure to give these infamous users a friendly "hello".

Vocab used on oceanUP:

Perv
Pickles
STFU
Throw it to the ground
Epic
Fail

Some examples of oceanUP comments:

Anonymous: JOE UR A DUMBASS FOR HURTING DEMI LIKE DAT YOU BITCHHH

Jason: SURE PERV LOL LOL LOL

peacelovehearts: *shoots you with pickle*

Anonymous: Andy from toy story is sooooooo hot

Anonymous: OceanUP sucks! But I still love to troll!

by AnonymousOU July 15, 2010

Ocean Canoli

A huge turd sticking half-way out of a toilet

"Hey Ricky, sorry about leaving that ocean canoli in your toilet."

by Carson Pumper February 8, 2006

Ocean Breeze

When someone is sleeping with a fan blowing on them and you jizz into it, creating a salty mist.

Brian was asleep in front of a fan so we gave him the Ocean Breeze to make him dream of a Beach.

by XchandlerX Derrick B September 28, 2008