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offencive

The decidedly unfavorable way that you consider someone's erecting a new batch of chain-link fabric across a road, pathway, property-border, or other previously-open/unrestricted area.
Daffy Duck found the invisible boundary-line that was created to protect grizzly bears during hunting-season to be highly offencive, and so he fumingly made assorted attempts to defeat said barrier.
by QuacksO October 8, 2018
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Future Sex Offenders

Usually young, around 16 or younger.

Shorter then average and always wears a hat over their eyes so people can't see them staring from underneath it.

Greasy hair hidden under hat, always stares from the darkness, walks slowly with hands by side or in pocketsm possibly holding a camera phone or tape recorder.

Chooses to hang out with smokers, people who think they are cool but arent, druggos and fat kids.
girl 1 - "Omg he's looking again!"

girl 2 - "Is that a camera?!!!"

girl 1 - "He will so be one of those Future Sex Offenders!"

Girl 2 - "same with the fat kid."
by googleitlosers February 6, 2009
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repeat offender

A customer, who habitually returns purchases, for no good reason, other than to be a complete pain in the ass. During the original purchase, they bombard the salesperson, with questions regarding refund and return policies. So frequently and with such conviction, the salesperson can almost predict them coming back within 48 hours or less. This process can possibly go on for months, before it is finally resolved. Easily spotted, because everything they say about the product is jaded and pessimistic.
"That guy's my 'repeat offender'. Send someone else to deal with him. On second, thought? FUCK THAT SHIT. Throw his ass out, and call the cops if me makes a fuss!"
by D. Gould January 13, 2006
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Sex Offender

A Sex Offender is someone, usually a male, who has varying degrees of sexual perversions in public places. An exhibitionist is the most common form of SO, and is the least likely to cause harm to anyone.
Other degrees of SO offenses actually involve contact with the victim, and are more serious crimes.
The exhibitionist who exposed himself in public is a sex offender.
by Mr Masturbate February 6, 2020
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Nose Offender

Someone whose farts smell so terrible that they should be charged with a crime.
You're a number one nose offender and should be locked up and put on a strict low protein diet.
by William J J T October 30, 2010
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Flex offender

Someone that can't shut up of flexing
Person 1: "bro look ar my skins you'll never get them because I use my mom debit card" Person 2: "Bro stfu you flex offender"
by Flex offender December 5, 2020
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ur ancestor a sex offender

This is the pinnacle of insult evolution.
It cuts to the roots of your family tree and implies that every single descendant is gay.
Enemy: "Your family tree LGBT."
You, an intellectual: "No u."
Enemy: "Your ancestor a sex offender."
You, dead: *Self-implodes and continues to disgrace your whole family
by PizzaBang May 15, 2018
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