offspring glue

Another word for sperm

Last night I had a crazy dream, Then I woke up with offspring glue in my boxers

by DJNickyNack December 25, 2010

wife offset

This is a guys way of wanting to buy lets say a motorbike
he then has to buy his wife something infinatley more expensive to off set his motorbike spend

I bought a motorbike last week but the wife offset was a 3 carat diamond ring

by mytts69 January 27, 2010

offspring

1. child, descendent

2. a poser band that thinks they're punk but are not. Punk is more than a music style and the Offspring just ain't got it.

1. Drew Barrymore is an offspring of the famous Barrymore acting family.

2. Geek: I'm really punk. I like the Offspring and fucking Green Day.

Punk: Good Lord!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 16, 2008

The Offspring

A punk rock band with a lot of good songs. Has sadly been picked up by "punk" emo Gen Z'rs. Give the greatest hits album a listen.

Was featured heavily in Crazy Taxy.

Person 1: Hey man you listen to the Offspring?
Person 2: Yeah, they have some classics.
Person 3: Damn straight.

by Hirsc January 22, 2018

The Offspring

Teenybopper band that writes shitty novelty bands and pretends to be political.

The Offspring are fags.

by lawl2u July 15, 2006

offsex

1.when you having a bad time with your girl
2. great value version of offset

mann i had some offsex last night

by offsex August 5, 2017

offspring

A stupid band with a lead singer that sounds like a hick singing to a bunch of fucked up guitars.

(offspring fan):The offspring rules, they are so punk!!!!!
(me):The offspring are pure retardation,pure fucking retardation.

by Jeff ,S May 3, 2005