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Notch Break

Notch Break is an synonym for masturbation.
It was first created after Notch (creator of Minecraft) tweeted about how depressed he was.
Guy 1: Have you read Notch's tweet about how depressed he is? He is a real wanker.
Guy 2: Well whatever I'll make a quick Notch Break now.
Guy 1: Eww, I don't want to know if you jack off.
by Trending new Words October 7, 2016
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Notch

A notch is a line of the eyebrow missing. How it occurs: a person claims that they will or could achieve something ludicrous. Notch is then called and if the action isn’t completed the person who stated the claim receives a notch.
Owen: I could have a threesome tonight if I wanted.

Matt: Notch

Owen: Fuck, there’s no way I find two girls. I guess I deserve a notch.
by Tinderboi September 30, 2021
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Notch out

1. to sell your company for ridiculous amount of money to some other bigger company
1. You can 'notch out' just like the creator of Minecraft.

2. He’s decided that he doesn’t want the responsibility of owning a company of such global significance so he notched out.
by deznej September 16, 2014
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Notch

To hookup with someone.
Becky told me that she would notch with me at the party tomorrow.
by ballersauce85 February 23, 2020
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top notch hoe

"Top notch hoes get the most not the lesser"
by LongStroke69 August 18, 2018
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Notch

An energetic person who is mentally unstable. This person is an Astrophile. This person also enjoys most foods with exception of tomatoes outside of burgers, Okra and Papaya. A generally chaotic foodie.
Notch(the n***a) is confused about how people can identify as a "Notch" but he will let it slide.
by TeeheeTee hee February 12, 2022
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notch apple

Minecraft term used to define an enchanted Golden Apple. The term describes the item's overpowering nature.
Time to see how much of these notch apples he has in his chest.
by elaboratescanner04 January 21, 2024
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