a phrase created by uriel bromberg to say when people ask why you can't drive yet or why would you not
peep: hey man, did you get your drive license?
you: nah, who needs a car if i can swim underwater
grandma: hey son, could you drive to the supermarket and buy me fresh fruits?
you: i ain't got drive license, but who needs a car if i can swim underwater
you: nah, who needs a car if i can swim underwater
grandma: hey son, could you drive to the supermarket and buy me fresh fruits?
you: i ain't got drive license, but who needs a car if i can swim underwater
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by Morganator16 October 4, 2011
Get the Nemesis mug.A small yet sometimes aggresive creature that originates from Nicaragua. Enjoys whisky and guiness at an near addictive level. Often changes the pitch and tone of her voice for no functional purpose.
by lanmar August 26, 2006
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Charlie: Dude, who's that ridiculously hot chick over by the bar?
Dennis: That's Kate bro. Don't get your hopes up. She's Liam Neesoned. She's dating Greg.
Mac: Who the hell Liam Neesoned all my sleeveless shirts?
Frank: I think i saw Scumbag Steve rocking your cut offs at his place the other day.
Dennis: That's Kate bro. Don't get your hopes up. She's Liam Neesoned. She's dating Greg.
Mac: Who the hell Liam Neesoned all my sleeveless shirts?
Frank: I think i saw Scumbag Steve rocking your cut offs at his place the other day.
by Rentz2Damhigh October 10, 2012
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When two girls come out from the same body the are called sisters and When the same body has been inside two girls, the are called nemesisters.
When two girls come out from the same body the are called sisters and When the same body has been inside two girls, the are called nemesisters.
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Get the nemesisters mug.Neeks is a flexible term that can be used as a noun or adjective. What it actually refers to is limitless. The key to this term is its subjectivity; its meaning is in the way it's delivered and meant by the speaker.
Neeks can often be substituted where language fails. Generally, though, it is a positive term that has some kind of unspoken quality, especially a CREATURELY quality. Can also be a nickname for a beloved or good friend.
As an adjective, Neeksy connotes funkiness, strange endearment, unexplainable creaturely feelings, unhuman (but not in a negative way).
Neeks can often be substituted where language fails. Generally, though, it is a positive term that has some kind of unspoken quality, especially a CREATURELY quality. Can also be a nickname for a beloved or good friend.
As an adjective, Neeksy connotes funkiness, strange endearment, unexplainable creaturely feelings, unhuman (but not in a negative way).
1. "That's so Neeksy!"
2. "You're just a little Neeks, that's all"
3. Joe: "How are you feeling today?"
Jimmy: "Oh I don't know...Neeksy I guess."
4. "Look at the neeks I drew" (*shows picture of scribbles, or of a little creature*)
2. "You're just a little Neeks, that's all"
3. Joe: "How are you feeling today?"
Jimmy: "Oh I don't know...Neeksy I guess."
4. "Look at the neeks I drew" (*shows picture of scribbles, or of a little creature*)
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Halo, because it has no imps, needs a significant amount of impse to be added.
Halo, because it has no imps, needs a significant amount of impse to be added.
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