Myles

Tallass white guy with an addiction to smarty snorting. Tends to make very sus jokes

ayo bro lemme suck ur diet cock i mean diet coke
myles ur such a dickhead

by NotATakenUsername May 12, 2022

Myles

A person that always thinks he is right and changes peoples words into helping them. Keeps anything, finds an exuse for anything that he does. sometimes a real bitch.

who didnt pay you back?

oh yeah thats myles

by 7876567898765678 February 24, 2022

Myles

Yells a lot

I hate when Myles yells

by I strongly dislike Myles March 9, 2024

Myles Standish Turkey Sandwich

When you eat some sandwich-like component (e.g. a creamy cheese scooped with potato chips) and then, separately, you eat sliced turkey from the container with your hands.

He eats the laziest meals. He's always just goin' for a Myles Standish Turkey Sandwich or some other fridge food crap meal.

by Pilgrim's Pride February 8, 2014

Myles and nicole

When two professional hoebags get together and stop working and become married

Streetwalker #1: I
Look at that dude walking, he is so delicious I wish I could find my dream man so I can get off the street
Streetwalker #2: yeah it's too bad the the working men are mostly all gay because I'm always wishing I could be a Myles and Nicole.

by Coldheartedloveslessthanthree March 3, 2024

Myles

He is a very funny guy that confused for being gay because all the homies want him even though he doesn't want them. He struggles to get women to not like him, and has to act silly and goofy so they dont swarm him all at once.

Everyone :Myles is cool
Everyone else : Not gay tho

by Mylesbutbetter May 1, 2024

Myles

Usually a tall blonde male, quite and probably plays videogames. On a darker note has no life and spends his night crying to himself about how he has no social life yet many friends. Also is probably a furry... Definitely a furry

Oh hey theres Myles, he seems kinda cool.

by GungeonGodeater November 17, 2019