meat musket

The act of pulling the lint out of your belly button and ramming it into the tip of your dick. Then ,after sexual activity, ejaculating a dandelion like cloud of belly button lint onto your partner’s face.

I’m purposefully not cleaning out my belly button cause i’m wanting to give my girl a proper meat musket.

by carsonsux August 9, 2021

Grabbing My Musket

A white-person, dog-whistle term to encourage a set of followers take violent actions against a government while declining to do so yourself to avoid personal criminality or charges of incitement to violence.

On Nov. 9th, if Trump loses, I'm grabbing my musket. You in?

by ZaBlanc October 26, 2016

Musketball

(v)Any vaginal penetration while a tampon is present in the vaginal cavity and is tamped down and compressed into a ball against the cervix. (n) The remains in the vagina after the previously defined action is performed. **Sometimes leads to toxic shock syndrome.

(v) She was on the rag and left the tampon in so I musketballed her. (n) Afterwords I had to help her dig out the musketball, it was delicious.

by Tank256 February 1, 2009

rusty musket

The act of pulling out after vaginal intercourse and ejaculating on the anus , quickly followed by ramming the semen deep into the anal cavity with a few thrusts of the penis.

Before sex she told me not to get her pregnant and that she did not swallow, so really the only other option was the rusty musket.

by 1Munkie1 May 25, 2011

musket

Guy does girl in butthole. When the final moment is approaching, he puts one of his balls in girl's butthole, girl farts ball out and guy blows load onto girl's back.
** Not recommended for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' balls are so big its impossible for him to do the musket.

by Costa Rica March 15, 2008

dirty musket

The dirty musket is a sexual act which involves the male partner ejaculating onto the anus of the female, then using an old broom handle to insert his semen into her rectum (ie. "packing the powder")

Steve: Did you hear what Will did to Patty last night?
Matt: Yeah, man! The dirty musket!
Steve: That's fucking gross!
Matt: That's fucking sweet!

by Spartacus891 July 6, 2007

Millennial Musket-loader

Similar to the Tennessee Muzzleloader, the Millennial Musket-loader involves an liberal vaping art student engaging in doggy-style sex with a female. While having sex, the male pulls his penis out and places a couple drips of his favorite vape juice on the woman's asshole, and proceeds to shove the vape juice into her body with his penis essentially "loading the musket". If a juice with high nicotine content is used, both participants can expect to experience a significant nicotine buzz.

I was banging some girl from the local vape shop last night, and she let me give her the millennial musket-loader.

by Chuck Milonakous February 28, 2017