by Wilhepee May 02, 2014
A person of Western World background who engages in behaviors of body modification, emulating tribal behaviors of African nations (and other primitive parts of the world). These behaviors include stretched earlobes, extreme tattooing and other modification.
On the Show "Mad Mad House", the modern primitive has stretched lobes and a body suit. His look is very tribal.
by Denis Baldwin February 03, 2004
by Modern Cowgirl February 10, 2010
Made for fat people
by fitshop December 11, 2010
Guy 1: Yo, dude! Let's go play some Modern Combat!
Guy 2: Bitch, I ain't be playin' no fake-ass shit like dat. Dat bitch be called Modern WARFARE. Say it wrong again and I'mma pop a cap in yo ass, crackah.
Fancy Guy 1: Hello, friend. Would you like to utilize our game consoles to play Modern Combat?
Fancy Guy 2: Oh, dear, chap. It appears the title you've used to refer to our game is incorrect. The correct alias is "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2," or "Modern Warfare," as an abbreviated version.
Guy 2: Bitch, I ain't be playin' no fake-ass shit like dat. Dat bitch be called Modern WARFARE. Say it wrong again and I'mma pop a cap in yo ass, crackah.
Fancy Guy 1: Hello, friend. Would you like to utilize our game consoles to play Modern Combat?
Fancy Guy 2: Oh, dear, chap. It appears the title you've used to refer to our game is incorrect. The correct alias is "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2," or "Modern Warfare," as an abbreviated version.
by Ishalldefinesomewords December 09, 2009
by lisa_urban May 18, 2008
One who tries to spread the word of a religion, esp. those of western religions, including going from residence to residence hanging religious paraphernalia on door knobs and fences unobtrusively or going so far as to knock on such doors to donate bibles, CDs, DVDs, and other media promoting their faith, or even accosting people in public to elicit a discussion about their faith and why theirs is the One Right Way to follow.
"Aw, man... These modern inquisitors are at it again... Pushing their beliefs into people's faces with those CDs even in neighborhoods that are clearly ethnic in lifestyles. They need to respect other people's beliefs."
by Deaf Drummer February 09, 2010