1. An instance where two events that would be harmless individually cause a disaster when they occur simltaneously.
2. A case of bad timing--REALLY bad timing.
2. A case of bad timing--REALLY bad timing.
It was a classic malachron that they raised the drawbridge to accommodate a passing ship
just as a parade of fire trucks and ambulances approached, heading toward the factory explosion. It would be ten minutes before the emergency vehicles could continue on to their destination.
just as a parade of fire trucks and ambulances approached, heading toward the factory explosion. It would be ten minutes before the emergency vehicles could continue on to their destination.
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A big tall dark haired Mexican porn star with an uncircumcised Bing bong. He enjoys long walks on the white lane highway and likes to masturbate in public. He low key like short blondes that don’t be cook the FAKIN cookies rights.
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by THE MALACHICHI September 17, 2022
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"The Count's not making much sense these days."
"Rink brain?"
"Naw, he doesn't play hockey. He does smoke a lot of cigarettes, though."
"Ah, sounds like a case of the Marlboro Malady to me."
"Rink brain?"
"Naw, he doesn't play hockey. He does smoke a lot of cigarettes, though."
"Ah, sounds like a case of the Marlboro Malady to me."
by landwehr34 May 3, 2023
Get the Marlboro Malady mug.Maladaptive Daydreaming Day/MD day is a day where we share what MD is and help others know that they aren't alone and aren't crazy but are normal. This day is on October 25th
Them: Hey Bob this might be weird but I daydream and it gets out of hand to the point where I'm walking, laughing, or crying by my daydreams and they can last for hours.
Bob: hey that's perfectly normal and you arent weird! Ironically today is National Maladaptive Daydreaming day where we let people know they aren't alone or crazy.
Them: wait so there are more people like me?!
Bob: yes and you shouldn't bring yourself down for it!
Bob: hey that's perfectly normal and you arent weird! Ironically today is National Maladaptive Daydreaming day where we let people know they aren't alone or crazy.
Them: wait so there are more people like me?!
Bob: yes and you shouldn't bring yourself down for it!
by Jangularity October 25, 2020
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