fartin

meaning martin linder which alaways farts and shits

i am a fartin

by martiun March 21, 2017

fartin

The chillest chillers, that reside in the chalice palice

Woah, I wish i was part of fartin so bad… i just wanna touch feet-RC

by ferda jawndie November 29, 2024

Fartin' on my cake

to rain on someone's parade, to diss their set. Reference to cakefarts.com. To disrespect someone so much that you walk into their birthday party, and proceed to deficate on their cake.

we got problems or something? why you be coming up here fartin' on my cake nigga?

by rizzy viz December 21, 2009

fartin n sniffin

When you fart then sniff the air around you to see if it smells bad or not.

E~Ay nigga, You look like you be over there fartin n sniffin.

A~Yeah nigga, Taco farts, i gotta sniff.

by APHROdSheeiaakkkk July 31, 2010

Fartin' Barton

When your roommate comes home from dinner and his farts smell so bad that they clear the room.

My friend came home and Fartin' Bartoned the entire second floor of our house.

by 9 Cider May 18, 2010

fartin' around the turd

Fartin' around the turd is a figure of speech used to imply that somebody or something is wasting time or procrastinating.

This figure of speech comes from the actions of a gaseous individual, who instead of going to the bathroom and dropping a deuce, with just sit there and fart around the turd all afternoon.

"Hey Justin, quit fartin' around the turd, these are open-air cubicles and it's starting to smell like raw sewage in here."

"Hey Joe, quit fartin around the turd and do your taxes already."

by Schiftie August 24, 2009

fartin a dick

One (male or female) who takes it in the ass often and subsequently has a very loose asshole. When they fart, the looseness is very noticeable.

Jerry: Aw man, that fart was fucking loose.

Steve: Whatever Jerry!

Jerry: You were fartin a dick!

by antipop221 November 12, 2011