A screw mate is a roommate who you happen to have casual sex with every now and then. It can even be a progressive thing where you start as occupying an apartment together to occupying each other’s beds and bodies from time to time.
Friend: “You wouldn’t believe what happened last night with Brad and I...”
Me: “Did you guys get into an argument about the dishes being left out?”
Friend: “No bro, we became screw mates, even though he’s straight.”
Me: “What is a screw mate?”
Friend: “You know, it’s where you’re living together as friends and happen to screw every now and then... mates who screw for fun.”
Me: “Sounds like the plot to a porn...”
Me: “Did you guys get into an argument about the dishes being left out?”
Friend: “No bro, we became screw mates, even though he’s straight.”
Me: “What is a screw mate?”
Friend: “You know, it’s where you’re living together as friends and happen to screw every now and then... mates who screw for fun.”
Me: “Sounds like the plot to a porn...”
by Dmart711 April 27, 2021
Get the Screw matesmug. the act of sitting in n7 for hours on end looking up stupid words like big booty judy and blumpkin. its fun up until the point when people start talking about their real life experiences with men. then we put them in the janitors closet and jack off in the head. oh yeah...we do weather too
by boodies September 15, 2011
Get the aerographers matemug. Mating press is a sexual term where a person drives their penis all the way into you until it’s at the base and keeps pressing into you while pulling you closer to it.
by anonymous February 5, 2022
Get the Mating pressmug. by mitch00uk March 30, 2015
Get the bunk matemug. "Old mate" is an Australian Colloquialism, usually used to refer to someone who you do not know the name of. It is normally used as a substitute for "that guy", "this guy", "his" or "he". The person referred to as "old mate" is normally the subject of ridicule. When you use the term "old mate", the target audience will normally always know who you are talking about, or easily be able to work it out.
Just take a look at old mate's hairy butt-cheeks sticking out of his pants.
Look! Old mate just jumped the queue!
Old mate keeps fucking sticking his hands down his pants and playing with his testicles.
Old mate has fucking smelly breath.
Look! Old mate just jumped the queue!
Old mate keeps fucking sticking his hands down his pants and playing with his testicles.
Old mate has fucking smelly breath.
by snibbles September 20, 2016
Get the old matemug. by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004
Get the g'day matemug. Over pronounciation of Innit mate Used when strongly agreeing with what is said. Positve body action are often used to emphasise one's similar opinion.
It originated when innit mate just didn't express the feeling.
It originated when innit mate just didn't express the feeling.
Daryl: You know Jayne?
Joe: Yeah?
Daryl: She's perfect
Joe: IN TIT MATE! (Begins imitating sex with cusion)
Tom: I think i have discovered the meaning of life!
Rob: Yeah but, wouldn't you rather order pizza?
Tom: In tit mate! (flails arms with joy)
Joe: Yeah?
Daryl: She's perfect
Joe: IN TIT MATE! (Begins imitating sex with cusion)
Tom: I think i have discovered the meaning of life!
Rob: Yeah but, wouldn't you rather order pizza?
Tom: In tit mate! (flails arms with joy)
by Kid Nock January 10, 2006
Get the In tit matemug.