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Masterbate

But master why can't I take the day off ? Stop masterbaten with me boy .
by Master in arms March 14, 2018
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Masterbate

If you are a girl: when u stick two or one fingers, a dildo, or a vibrator in your vagina

If you are a boy: you use one hand and put it in a shape as if you are holding a mug then you put it around your penis and rub your hand up and down continuously

Most of the time people do it for pleasure because it should feel good!!!
Guy one: did u masterbate last night?

Guy two: yes! It felt good!
by XxdirtygurlllxX 😜 June 13, 2018
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masterbathing

Masterbathing is the act of bating with your masters or daddy's ,dan and phil.
i'm masterbathing with my daddy's dan and phil. I would do anything they say, they are my masters.
Dil Howlter often masterbathes with his masters dan and phil.
by mirror butt March 7, 2016
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Hook Masterbation

To masterbate oneself with hooks.
Damn, I have no hands, so I have to yank off with hooks! I call it Hook Masterbation.
by jasonk123 April 15, 2006
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Masterdate

When you masterbate before a date to insure you last longer when you take them home later.
Steve: “oh man, i haven’t been on a date in awhile.. i hope i don’t bust too quick

Jerry: “bro, just masterdate, works every time!”
by sawampa March 14, 2019
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alien masterbation

by jake March 5, 2005
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Virtual mutual masterbation

Where you sit on your hand till it falls asleep and then you use it to jackoff so it fells like someone else jacking you off and you imagine some woman's jacking you off.
by Deep blue 2012 May 13, 2010
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