bad miracle

Mentioned in the 2022 neo-western flim, Nope, it is a event that's solely unfortunate, but happened seemingly at random. You know that saying,

"Out of all of in the world, it had to happen to me."

"I mean, sure . . . you got your brother's car. But it was at the cost of someone actually murdering him. So . . . wouldn't that be a case of a bad miracle?"

by Royal_Defense710 June 12, 2023

Miracle Whip

The female equivalent of "duck butter," which is the filmy, pungent sweat that forms between the genitals and the bunghole in the area referred to as the gup or the taint. Can become particularly thick and stinky in during hot weather, or after days not bathing.

I wanted to dine at the Y, but after a hot day she had a dab of the miracle whip going on down below.

by Philboyd Studge July 13, 2015

miracle mile drive

Loop road around the Marketplace Mall in the town of Henrietta, NY, which is a suburb of Rochester, NY

I am going to travel the Miracle Mile Drive

by MichaelR April 27, 2006

manacle

Penis, or the male organ of copulation and, in mammals, of urinary excretion.

I wasn't sure about having sex with him, but then I saw the size of his manacle and went for it!

by Feowyn November 10, 2007

miracle whip

When a girl give you a blowjob while she still has cum in her mouth

"Mary gave me a miracle whip last night."

by Meyamochan December 19, 2015

taco miracle

Take a huge dump into some pregnant chick's gaping vag before she gives birth.

Jesus was born of a taco miracle.

by The MexiFuck July 22, 2011

miracle whip

to cum in your hand then smack your bitch in the face.

Just think of the miracle whip that you put on your sandwhich. In this case the semen is the miracle and the whip is your hand, the slap is like putting the sandwhich together

by frankie Jay January 3, 2008