Macheti

Tha throwdest nigga on the planet. Excels at rapping, beating ass, and spittin game.

Watch out! Macheti is coming and he's pissed!

by ZHC December 10, 2003

machucando

Spanish- Masturbate (slang)
Made popular by the Daddy Yankee song

Voy a machucando en tu cama. (I am going to masturbate on your bed.)

by Daddy Yankeee June 11, 2006

machetanz

A girl who is horny as hell and plays dat grab action and pisses them girls off. But all the men are fine because her ass is phenomenall

look at all those machetanzs i just wana Ugh them

by Balooga whale January 19, 2007

paper mache

the act of ejaculating on a girl's face then slapping a newspaper to it, resulting in what resembles a 3rd grade art project.

I paper mache'd that sluts face

by chriswalken89 October 21, 2010

Machete Dick

When you use a machete as a dick to cut open and asshole or pussy and make it bleed.

That was definitely not your dick take me to the hospital. It was my machete dick sorry.

by Zack richarson April 13, 2010

Machacha

A vegetable that is orange. it is spicy but sweet. it is bigger then a cucumber. it is shaped like a football. it has no shell. it is from Asia.

Machacha

by khs;ht;qh June 16, 2011

machscreamo

an utter would be a label, yet to utter would not

did you hear machscreamo

by jimmy johnson January 11, 2005