Two-Match Sweater

A humorous way of describing a really rough pooping incident. Most commonly used when one is A) severely constipated OR B) has explosive diarrhea. The meaning of the term comes from the need to light not one, but two matches (to cover the stench), and the fact that you broke out into a huge sweat, sometimes requiring the need to disrobe during the act of crapping.

Wow... That dump was a rough one... It ended up being a Two-Match Sweater!!

by Giuseppi Lucchesi June 20, 2009

match.com couple

A slightly unattractive couple, doing things seen in a match.com ad, ie holding hands,making eyes, sharing an umbrella

I saw a match.com couple outside in the rain.

by Joe Doe5 July 25, 2007

MatCat

MatCat - Gun loving alt right nut that hangs out on freenode. Dreams about one day defending his marijuana stash with a machine gun.

<MatCat> I am not a pussy
<MatCat> I will smoke enough dabs oil right now to knock out most people

by duckgoose10101010 June 11, 2018

Dark Match

A dark match, in professional wrestling terms, is a match that is not televised. It is strictly for a match for the fans in attendance.

#1: "Last night, I went to a WWE Smackdown show. The main event was a dark match."

#2: "Huh? I didn't see it. What are you talking about?"

#1: "They didn't televise the match, dumbass. It was for the audience."

by Uneasy November 13, 2009

Dribble Match

(n) The female equivalent of a 'pissing contest.' When girls get together and discuss great things they have seen and done whilst trying to one up another.

Girl 1: "I am going to China this spring.'
Girl 2: "I love going to China! We went there on our way to Tibet."
Girl 3: "Awww....so lucky! I can't go to China this year because (insert husbands name) can't get away from work for so long so we can only go to Spain."
Girl 1 and 2: "Awww...maybe next year."

Dribble Match

by negator July 27, 2012

hygiene death match

a competition between at least two dudes to see who can go the longest without showering, changing clothes, brushing their teeth, wiping their ass, brushing their hair, shaving, or anything else that improves their hygiene.

I'm taking on my friend in hygiene death match, so if you guys smell something the next couple of days it's me.

by Sean-Ders March 30, 2013

do your curtains match your drapes

it means does the hair on your head match your pubes

*asks a ginger*
"do your curtains match your drapes?"

*ginger says*

" no my pubes are black not red"

by bigtittieril June 7, 2016