popsicle massage

So this is how we got baby... a full body massage
What even is a popsicle massage? #lamaze?
by hascallrascal October 04, 2017
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Pity massage

When someone flexes or brags, but in a way that degrades or is negative for them, typically so that others will give them sympathy or attention. The opposite of flex.
Yeah she kept talking about how she sucks at math. She just trying to pity massage on us.
by YouJustGottaLookAtIt September 27, 2018
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body massage

Used to indicate to friends that a girl is someone with whom you would like to give/receive a full body massage with. It is best used in the presence of the person or when they can barely hear you so as to leave them unsure and to make them think that might be what was said, but leaving them a little unsure. When used in this way, your normal for is not used. Most often said in a deep throaty voice, but can also be in pretty much an other kind of voice to emphasize and lengthen it.
As 2 friends are walking along, a hot chick passes by and one says "body massage" to his friend as she passes.
by London Ed July 25, 2006
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french massage

A massage in which the guy rubs the girl's tits.
Last night my boyfriend gave me a french massage as we made out.
by HoRnYhOnEy February 29, 2004
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body massage

body massage
by Battle March 08, 2004
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body massage

A New Jersey slang expression for beating the hell out of someone with a baseball bat. Also known as a Jersey massage or a Louisville Slugger beatdown.
That asshole Tony's been hitting on my girlfriend again. A hardcore body massage, and a month in intensive care, should give him something else to think about.
by Led Zeppole March 11, 2004
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Dutch Massage

Technique of massage that comes from the Netherlands usually performed by a naked dutch girl named Marieke. This technique, even though it does not involve any major sexual contact, makes a man or woman orgasm.
That girl Is a specialist in dutch massages. Funny thing her name is Marieke.
by johny de jon October 28, 2008
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