liner

phazers brother, cheater, haxor, nerd

by Anonymous March 10, 2003

loiner

An incomplete erection; often characterized by the partial flaccidity of one's penis. "Loiner" comes from the itching or burning sensation experienced in one's loins during a loiner.

I was so excited to have sex with Shea until I realized he could only pull off a loiner.

by stacys__mom September 3, 2016

one liner

a grafditi term often used to mean a word written without interruption where all of the letters are connected, graffiti script

"yo doser's new one liner is off the heezie"

by jimbotron3 November 11, 2006

Panty Liner

A guy who lines his pants with crap, because he shits himself every time he's scared.

That Jester is such a Panty Liner.

by Arcca-Daton December 19, 2009

astronomical one-liners

The really geeky, nerdy, dweeby, and vomit-inducing phrases that nerds try to use to pick up sexy ladies.

Astronomical one-liners
"Hey sexy lady? Are you interested in astronomy? How about tonight you let me look at Uranus? I heard it's hard to find, but well worth the effort!"

"Excuse me lovely lady? Are you from Venus? Because you are so HOT! Did you know Venus has the hottest surface temperature? Just like you baby!"

"Hello sweet lady - there's no star-gazing like seeing you!"

"Hey baby - how about we go outside tonight? I heard that there's a full moon out."

"Hey lovely lady, you see that star up there in the sky? It's called Aldebaran, and it means lovely lady. Just like you."

"Hello sexy lady! How about tonight I teach you about the Big Bang theory? I can show you how those explosions made the whole universe!"

"Hello, sweet honey cupcake! Baby, how about tonight we go out and look at all the constellations? Tonight the Big Dipper is up - so what do you say. How about some big spooning honey?"

by Adel7 December 28, 2007

lainey sarah

A beautiful girl who loves her family and friends. Loves to masturbate and ride her hairbrush. Not the most attractive.

Omg she's just a lainey Sarah

by I'm high dude 2004 July 25, 2017

Lanier

Lanier is a beautiful, cute, nerd. Lanier always seems to have at least a couple boys crushing on her. She gets good grades and is a boss. Lanier’s have trouble trusting people, if you want to be in her trustworthy friends then you have to prove yourself. Lanier will keep a secret no matter how juicy it is. Though Lanier’s sometimes let there temper get the better of them, they never tear you down and make you feel bad. Lanier’s will be passive aggressive towards friends but that is only because she will be going through something and wants to push people away, you CANNOT let this happen. Lanier’s are difficult to hold on too since countless people want to date her for her pageant worthy looks and scary good grades. Normally with natural red hair and nerdy glasses, Lanier’s will sympathize with everything that goes on, and even though she doesn’t think so, she is the bast friend a guy could ask for.

Guy 1: Who is beautiful Goddess
Guy 2: That is Lanier, the most smartest girl in school
Guy 1: Do you think that she’d go out with me?
Guy 2: No, she is too good for us all.

by Peacoat February 26, 2020