Russian Landscape

The act of planting grass in a girls vagina. You must first fill it with dirt.

When I woke up, I felt something wriggling inside me. It was a worm! Someone had russian landscaped me!

by TH3 CH053N 0N3 June 11, 2009

Landshark

Po Po, The Fuzz, Jakes, 5-0, PIGS, COPS

Yo put dat crack down son, I just saw a Landshark creep by.

by FITZRIGHT January 9, 2010

Landshark

A sexual position in which a woman stands naked with her front up against a wall and a man with a gigantic boner runs from across the room and rams himself into her.

John had a giant boner so he landsharked suzy

by Mr. Blue September 1, 2004

Piss Landslide

The state of land errosion that occurs after hundreds of people beer piss down the same hill out back of your garage.

"If you could get past the smell of the piss landslide to sow grass seed, you certainly couldnt get it to grow"

by BBOG October 14, 2008

Churchill landslide

The act of dipping a cigar in seminal fluid and using said cigar to widen your partnrers asshole to the point of fitting your penis in with it. You then furiously fuck your partner for as long as it take to recite "We Shall Fight on the beaches". The act ends when your partner deficates their semen-laced cigar flake covered innards on you.

"I got a churchill landslide from that fat bitch Stacy. Fat bitches do anything for love bruh.

by Joeseph Bartholomew nuts February 16, 2022

Landsberger

The surname of the most gorgeous, lovely girl on the face of the earth, which I hope to change for my own if she feels the same about me as I do for her.

"There's the beautiful Miss Landsberger"
"Not 'Miss' for much longer; she's going to marry that luck guy ..."

by picobiologist December 8, 2013

Lanus

A ladies anus

"Fuck Gina's lanus was so big after you stuck your cock in her"

"Dude how'd you know that"

"We were Facetiming"

"Shiiiit"

by Mrs.Meaty January 1, 2018