2 definitions by Mr. Blue

1
A sexual position in which a woman stands naked with her front up against a wall and a man with a gigantic boner runs from across the room and rams himself into her.
John had a giant boner so he landsharked suzy
by Mr. Blue September 01, 2004
Get the mug
Get a Landshark mug for your brother Günter.
2
Crap, a band with no talent that starts all heavy but then the lead singer starts doing a bad version of opera and they sound gay.
"I like Korn" "Korn is crap, you suck"
by Mr. Blue January 18, 2005
Get the merch
Get the Korn neck gaiter and mug.