Jared

Jared is the name of the most amazing person alive. Most likely the name of a great saxophone player. The sound of his voice makes my heart glow and his eyes are as deep as the sea with many meanings. I could see into them forever and get lost in his eyes and forget everything around me but him. Just one smile from Jared and my heart beats a bajallion times. The touch of his hand sends electric shocks through my heart and i need to tell myself to breathe. When I see him i feel fearless. I feel alive. I feel special. Most of all, i feel loved. I love you <3 :D

I love Jared<3

by SamiLeigh13 September 21, 2011

Jare

A name given to someone who is played. One who wears their heart on their sleeve leaving them prime for being taken. A person who can be easily taken advantage of. Someone who will place trust and belief in someone and not think twice about it regardless of reputation. A person who can be lied to and manipulated repeatedly. An extremely gullible human being.

Kris; "So you told him you stayed home last night and he believed you?"
Frannie; "Hook, line and sinker!"
Kris; "And he has no idea you were bouncing on another guy last night?"
Frannie; "Nope. He is such a Jare."

by EpicFail10 September 17, 2012

Jared

A sweet, caring guy who loves to joke around with his friend; has amazing clear blue eyes and would do anything to make his babygirl smile; Sometimes his negative qualities show through, like stubborness, anger, and "toughness", but his positive qualities can make any girl melt

cute girl: I really wish Jared was my boyfriend
hot girl: Me too!
beautiful girl: too bad Jared's mine and I'm his babygirl.

by JustForYou May 5, 2013

Jared Leto

verb- To go from singing in a normal voice, to a screaming singing voice that sounds nothing like the first voice. Happens in a short period of time, usually 1 to 2 seconds.

During that song, he totally Jared Letoed.

by BuddyCakes December 30, 2010

He went to Jared

An annoying phrase that will NOT catch on, so shut up.

On a poorly written commercial with bad actors...

Girlfran #1: OMG Gurrrl He went to Jared!
Girlfran #2: What?
Girlfran #1: Gurrrl! He went to Jared! He bought me diamonds!
Girlfran #2: Is that some attempted universal symbol for proposing? If it is then it's retarded and isn't going to catch on. In fact I doubt that people who actually got stuff from there say that. So shut up.
Girlfran #1: ...

by jkbena612 December 21, 2009

Tek Jansen

The Gary-Stu protagonist of Stephen Colbert's (fictional) self-published sci-fi novel, "Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure".

The "novel" is a dig at right-wing pundit Bill O'Reilly's fiction novel "Those Who Trespass" and at the tendency of television personalities in general to shamelessly promote their products on their own networks.

"Oh, Tek Jansen! You have obviously had hundreds of girlfriends!"

by Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear January 13, 2007

Jansen

No matter what this stupid dictonary says, even if it says amazing things about my name, Jansen does not mean whore! Jansen means Gracious, and I know a Jansen and she is and forever will be the farthest from that. To me Jansen means Funny, Athletic, Compassionate, and the by far BEST person you could EVER meet.

Friend 1: Isn't Jansen so nice?!
Friend 2: Totally! She is AWESOME!

Friend 1: I can't believe that she isn't a whore!

Friend 2: Why would you think that?
Friend 1: I read it on Urban Dictonary
Friend 2: Wow...... don't judge a book by it's cover, i'm gonna go hang out with Jansen.
Total JERK for thinking that: Me too
Friend 1: No, your a jerk!

by An_Upset&ProtectiveFriend June 2, 2018