Ivan Provorov

A beauty from Russia, Provy is the absolute definition of what you want in a hockey player. Shipped here from Russia when he was only 14, he’s worked his way from the Scranton Knights all the way up to the greatest sports league in the world, the NHL. He is truly a work of art from the big man upstairs.

Ivan Provorov has scored to win the Stanley Cup.

by Cahtah Haut August 28, 2020

Ivan luna

Someone incapable of cooking quesadilla's

Wow the chef here is an Ivan luna

by Dragonpug1 May 29, 2018

hurricane ivan

A hurricane that made landfall in Alabama in 2004

Did you hear about hurricane Ivan.

by Moordi44 February 14, 2015

Ivan Dunno

A person whom no one seems to know the name of.

See also: Ingrid Dunno

Person 1: Who's the new guy?
Person 2: No one knows, man. He's a total Ivan Dunno

by Blurry October 28, 2006

Ivan-a-tronic

Rare form of Robot. Has an eerie resemblance to that of a real person. often swooned over by men and women alike. He is often seen recharging his batteries at the mall.

"i caught a glimpse of Ivan-a-tronic!"

by Enrgypulse November 14, 2006

Ivan Smirnov

Ivan Smirnov is a 2m Russian spy who was born in Moscow, USSR in 1972. Ivan Smirnov is the most famous and best Russian hitman who works for the Russian government and takes money for hits, he has a Siberian husky called Alexei that works with him. The last thing you hear before he kills you is "Hello, my friend", "Я убью тебя, сука"

Ivan Smirnov has been featured in many movies such as Derrick Chang's Changster TV and many more.

I ordered a hit on you, Ivan Smirnov is coming

by ElonMusk607 May 14, 2020

Ivan Skrinski

Very tall person with some mind distortions and as sleek as a cat, always sneaking behind people's backs, getting away from work when there is a lot to do.

always going home earlier, when the boss is not in the office;'

by alabala April 8, 2005