Israeli

a relatively chill Jewish white woman or group of white jewish women from europe(mainly Germany) who LOVE Arabs, despite all the disgusting racism in their media. They are divided into 2 categories:

Type 1: She loves Arab and Muslim men, brags soooo much about how expensive her clothes are, will act SUPER polite around Muslims and Arabs to hide her wierd pseudo-racism. The vast majority of these women end up marrying Arabs or Muslims.

Type 2: The more educated type. Despite the israeli media and society teaching them racism, many Israeli women have long recognized this as tooth fairy tales as they progress to assisting the Arab liberation cause. Eventually, they want the Muslims and Arabs to have justice as all humans should.

Israeli woman 1: omg my skin is so fair xD anyyways um I wanna make sure my country is safe!! frommm umm angry people. I mean we are totally peaceful right??? Oh Arab men are super attractive! anyways

Israeli woman 2: You're behavior and words about the Arab people are competely repulsive. I stand tall with not just the Palestinians, but ALL Arabs and Muslims around the world who EVER had to deal with any discomfort or racism. I want the Palestinians to have justice and liberation. I love all of you.

Arab man: Thanks, Please comfort my people and help us get justice. I am glad there are people with common sense.

by Zhang Li January 11, 2022

Israeli Fire Serpent

The "Israeli Fire Serpent" is a move during sexual intercourse where the man will stick his penis in a full jerry can (oil) and light his said penis on fire in which the woman will put it out with her juices.

Bonqueque - "dayum i wish i had a girlfriend. Whats sex like?"

Lindsey - "Oh its amazing! Me and Albert did the Israeli Fire Serpent"

by Israelifireserpent212 January 12, 2022

Israeli Spiced Cock

When an israeli person smears their genitals with houmous and shoves it in someone’s mouth

I ate israeli spiced cock last night

by cavelious james June 1, 2022

israeltoss

every time israel appears in a stonetoss comic it becomes a israeltoss moment or a israeltoss comic

holy fucking shit new israeltoss comic just dropped

by itay the historyfan November 29, 2022

israeli burrito

A burrito consisting of mostly Mediterranean left overs that is then warmed up inside of the vagina. The marinating process adds a delectable zest to an otherwise bland concoction. Add cheese and use rectum for heating and it becomes a polish enchalada

I plan on getting so drunk tonight that I'll let a street walking hooker give me an Israeli burrito.

by LovingLifeSince83 April 2, 2023

Israelis

People who live or were born in Israel

People that people judge only by seeing palestines side of the war and not seeing what Palestine did and still does to israel

Guy 1: dude israelis sucks they kill gaza people
Smart guy 2: bro Palestine attacks israel all the time and israel only kills terrorists by hunting them down, if israel freed Palestine the whole world will be attacked by the terrorist we’re taking the hits for y’all you dumbasses
Guy 1: didn’t ask

by Megacompilation August 20, 2023

Israelist

An Israelist is someone who supports Israel and will go to any extent to defend the country.

The Israelists were marching down the street in support of their country.

by Sister Rock July 21, 2024