Irish lamppost

When you get a boner and and tuck it between you waistband and stomach to conceal it's massiveness

You could see Aaron's irish lamppost in gym class today, it was so big and girthy!

by Big Dick Rick1738 March 7, 2017

Irish Toothbrush

A fighting move where Person A grabs Person B’s nipple and twists it rapidly, like an electric toothbrush. Popular in the streets of Ireland. Also a sex act similar to a Dirty Eric

Man, that irish toothbrush fuckin wrecked my left nipple....
Babe, can we try an Irish Toothbrush tonight?

by LiLLy_cOol_grRrrl_413 February 7, 2019

irish card

Similar to the "n-card", you give this to people who aren't of the Irish background and allow them to have shamrock shakes during the seasonal time.

yeah I gave Tommy the irish card yesterday

by ezikiel hemsworth February 22, 2019

Chedda irish

Urban legend who allegedly frequented Tufts university dormitories in the years 2012-2014. Frequently seen to brandish his bare chest after discarding a t-shirt. Some say he originated deep in the lounge of south hall.

Chedda irish is craaaazy yo

by cheddar irish the 2nd June 11, 2018

Ollie Apple Irish

ollie apple irish is:

- cute

- smart

- secksy

- loving

- kind

- respectful

- hot as fuck

- the bomb

- an amazing friend
- graight human being

Please accept this, it has been rejected many times, im just trying to make a friend happy, this will mean a lot.

Ollie Apple Irish is a brilliant human being, he is graight, and he is very caring. We all love Ollie

by Name1name2 August 21, 2019

Irish-American

What everybody in America becomes once a year on March 17th.

Yea, it's St Patrick's Day! Kiss me, I'm Irish (today).

by jar jar stinks May 27, 2006

irish coffee

A drink considting of coffee mixed with Irish whiskey. Can be served hot or cold, here's my cold recipe.

Iced Irish Coffee

2 cups (around 16 ounces) freshley brewed coffee
3 ounces Irish whiskey
2 tablespoons sugar
1.5 ounce milk
.5 ounce chocolate milk

Pour the milks and sugar into the coffee and stir.

Pour the whiskey in as you're stirring.

Pour this mix into a cup of ice, and then pour that cup back into the previous one. Do this about three or four times and then dispose of the ice.

Top with sweetened whipped creme if desired.

Can serve 2

Last night I drank 4 Irish coffees and had a hyperactive drunkenness!

by Matt October 1, 2005