Someone that has very weird humor , commonly will like apples and have some random rivalry with oranges , they also might have discord for some reason other to share that they like apples.
Their thirst for apples is agonizing , making apples everything about their lifestyle . An example of someone who someone who has apple humor is Verby, a man obsessed with apples.
If you see someone like this from a five-feet radius, start running away because looking at one of them will immediately have them talk about the history and lore of apples.
Their thirst for apples is agonizing , making apples everything about their lifestyle . An example of someone who someone who has apple humor is Verby, a man obsessed with apples.
If you see someone like this from a five-feet radius, start running away because looking at one of them will immediately have them talk about the history and lore of apples.
Apple humor examples
"Hey guys... I really really love apples"
"Apples taste amazing"
"Oh yeah those cute apples"
"Aaaa those apples I really want to-"
"I want to marry that apple"
"I once dated an apple"
"Hey guys... I really really love apples"
"Apples taste amazing"
"Oh yeah those cute apples"
"Aaaa those apples I really want to-"
"I want to marry that apple"
"I once dated an apple"
by Verby February 17, 2022
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it does NOT include: racism, homophobia, sexism, r@pe jokes, etc.
if you make/you laugh at "jokes" containing listed things you are a bad person and you're trying to justify it.
it does NOT include: racism, homophobia, sexism, r@pe jokes, etc.
if you make/you laugh at "jokes" containing listed things you are a bad person and you're trying to justify it.
DARK HUMOR JOKE:
Person #1: Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Person #2: HAHAHA!
NOT DARK HUMOR JOKE:
Person #3: I was r@ped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.
Person#4: Bro... that's f-ed up!
Person #1: Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Person #2: HAHAHA!
NOT DARK HUMOR JOKE:
Person #3: I was r@ped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.
Person#4: Bro... that's f-ed up!
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Person1: When I was a child I was beaten with a belt by my dad, i guess he was telling me to just beat it.
Person2: What? That's not funny.
Person1: Well, Its called dark humor. Only other people that have experienced the same trauma as me may find it funny too, but people who may not have experienced it might not get it, or find it offensive.
Person2: What? That's not funny.
Person1: Well, Its called dark humor. Only other people that have experienced the same trauma as me may find it funny too, but people who may not have experienced it might not get it, or find it offensive.
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Get the remmy humor mug.If someone in a group says nearly nothing all the time, let others discuss things, just waiting for the perfekt moment to throw in a gag, you can call this behavior humor snipering.
Most of the time followed by a surpised reaction or laughter (not slaughter, that's the difference to real snipering).
Humor snipering is regarded as a high art by some people.
Also known as Gag snipering
Most of the time followed by a surpised reaction or laughter (not slaughter, that's the difference to real snipering).
Humor snipering is regarded as a high art by some people.
Also known as Gag snipering
A long discussion about a problematic family structure is going on, about what the problems in the family are and why there are so many suicides.
Person 1: As you can see, the communication has never been very good in this family. Suicide is no communication.
Person 2 (nothing said so far): Yes it is, it's non-verbal communication!
(Followed by a lot of breath-ins and gasps, laughter too)
What Person 2 did was "humor snipering"
Person 1: As you can see, the communication has never been very good in this family. Suicide is no communication.
Person 2 (nothing said so far): Yes it is, it's non-verbal communication!
(Followed by a lot of breath-ins and gasps, laughter too)
What Person 2 did was "humor snipering"
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offended sjw: aaaaaa!!!! this is so offensive to me!!!
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offended sjw: aaaaaa!!!! this is so offensive to me!!!
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