It is when someone (perhaps a Conway) has had intercourse with a sheep so much during their lifetime, that at some point when they expect the money shot all they hear is "puuuh".. hence it's gone dry - the dry horror!!
by StuieD1999 January 18, 2009
This neat adventure game that came out in early 1990, created by David P. Gray. I used to play that shit when I was little. It was followed by "Hugo Whodunit?" and "Jungle of Doom." And then he made "Nitemare-3D," the 3d shooter which stared Hugo. Fun stuff!
by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 10, 2003
by Ladyinpublic October 22, 2014
when you are at the movies watching a horror movie with your girlfriend and she is giving you a handjob as someone screams and she squeezes and tugs your penis and you scream like a bitch
davie: why is he holding his crotch
susie: his girlfriend gave him a horror movie handjob
davie: oooooohh thats suck i woulda beat that hoes ass
susie: his girlfriend gave him a horror movie handjob
davie: oooooohh thats suck i woulda beat that hoes ass
by killyoface1123249 July 29, 2010
1. The strangest and by far most astounding musical ever seen. Featuring transvestites, transexuals, homosexuals, crazy old men and adultery.....
2. And expression defining your home life
3. a name for when a male dog humps another male dog
2. And expression defining your home life
3. a name for when a male dog humps another male dog
1. I went to see that Rocky horror show, it's so weird....
2. My life is like a fucking rocky horror show
3. I walked in on my dog rocky horror showing... It needs therapy....
2. My life is like a fucking rocky horror show
3. I walked in on my dog rocky horror showing... It needs therapy....
by fogggit January 02, 2009
The Curse of the Squidgy Gun
A Horror Story
by H uman
Whilst investigating the death of a local nurse, a brave swordsman called Elizabeth Barker uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, squidgy gun circulating throughout Kent. As soon as anyone uses the gun, he or she has exactly 80 days left to live.
The doomed few appear to be ordinary people during day to day life, but when photographed, they look translucent. A marked person feels like a solid tortoise to touch.
Elizabeth gets hold of the gun, refusing to believe the superstition. A collage of images flash into her mind: a slimy puppy balancing on a cold nurse, an old newspaper headline about a golfing accident, a hooded aardvark ranting about ankles and a drinking well located in a grand place.
When Elizabeth notices her thighs have tortoise-like properties, she realises that the curse of the squidgy gun is true and calls in her granddaughter, a police officer called Mavis McCallister, to help.
Mavis examines the gun and willingly submits herself to the curse. She finds that the same visions flash before his eyes. She finds the slimy puppy balancing on a cold nurse particularly chilling. She joins the queue for a supernatural death.
Elizabeth and Mavis pursue a quest to uncover the meaning of the visions, starting with a search for the hooded aardvark. Will they be able to stop the curse before their time is up?
A Horror Story
by H uman
Whilst investigating the death of a local nurse, a brave swordsman called Elizabeth Barker uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, squidgy gun circulating throughout Kent. As soon as anyone uses the gun, he or she has exactly 80 days left to live.
The doomed few appear to be ordinary people during day to day life, but when photographed, they look translucent. A marked person feels like a solid tortoise to touch.
Elizabeth gets hold of the gun, refusing to believe the superstition. A collage of images flash into her mind: a slimy puppy balancing on a cold nurse, an old newspaper headline about a golfing accident, a hooded aardvark ranting about ankles and a drinking well located in a grand place.
When Elizabeth notices her thighs have tortoise-like properties, she realises that the curse of the squidgy gun is true and calls in her granddaughter, a police officer called Mavis McCallister, to help.
Mavis examines the gun and willingly submits herself to the curse. She finds that the same visions flash before his eyes. She finds the slimy puppy balancing on a cold nurse particularly chilling. She joins the queue for a supernatural death.
Elizabeth and Mavis pursue a quest to uncover the meaning of the visions, starting with a search for the hooded aardvark. Will they be able to stop the curse before their time is up?
by H uman January 07, 2022
1980s horror film is one of my favorite wallows songs because why not! It involves Jamie rejecting Breaden because she's not that into guys.
"Wow she's really pretty!I'm going to ask her to watch an 1980s horror film with me! "
"I heard that she's not that into guys... "
"I heard that she's not that into guys... "
by Why am I even here? May 17, 2021