Alex: "Did you see the new picture Chris posted?"
Max:"yeah I'm so horny now. He looks so good with his beard."
Max:"yeah I'm so horny now. He looks so good with his beard."
by Mel10201 March 28, 2022
Get the Hornymug. Horny is when a girl is wet and a guy is hard
You only searched this up to fap or finger your self to it and don’t worry I am rn ;)
You only searched this up to fap or finger your self to it and don’t worry I am rn ;)
by Ahornylad October 17, 2020
Get the Hornymug. by Mattycakez March 20, 2010
Get the Hornymug. by Sanchezzy September 20, 2007
Get the Hornymug. by i hate my classmates April 28, 2022
Get the Hornymug. Synonym of in heat, except more humanized. Genitals start either lubricating or getting hard, essential things for the reproduction process. You obviously want a story, so I'll give ya one. Sorry if it's not good enough, I'm not an expert at writing this sort of thing.
Clara was so horny her whole front side was wet. She ducked down into an alley to masturbate in peace. It wasn't enough, though. She needed a real rocket in her spaceport. Clara pulled up her pants and began to search for a sizable animal. She wasn't about to pleasure a man who would chase her down for more later, no, she was gonna play it smart and find a good animal to do it with. And there it was. She didn't know what kinda nd of animal it was, but it was clearly a dude, and big enough to pleasure her and at the same time small enough for her to keep it under control. Clara pulled her leggings back down and snuck up behind it, making sure to stay quiet. She sprang, rolling it over and sticking that animal thang inside her needy spaceport. The thing, whatever it was, she didn’t care felt good within her. She writhed in pleasure and brought her hips up to plunge back down again. The animal pushed her off and made a happy noise, as if it was enjoying the experience too. Clara got on her hands and knees, and they went doggy style, the scrappy alley creature humping her until they both cummed, blowing hot liquid everywhere. They orgasmed, and Clara began to scream, but there nobody there to hear her. Soon they parted ways, with Clara feeling very satisfied. That filthy thing had made her its bitch and she liked it a lot. Later she found out she was pregnant and immediately that day in the alley came to mind. Indeed, the filthy thang was the father. Clara was so pissed off.
by Pop pop sizzle February 22, 2018
Get the Hornymug. To be horny is when you have the need to get laid sexually. To please yourself (Girs) You could have a guy fuck you or finger yourself. Whenever I finger myself I cum SO hard. You should try it, and believe me it feels good.
by PlsFuckMe303 April 6, 2021
Get the Hornymug.