Switch Hitter

A person who cheats, or has more than one "signature swing."

Joe: I thought Bob was with Amber, not Tracy?
Dan: Looks like Bob's a real switch hitter; he's got two signature swings.

by NymphieLady March 30, 2011

Switch Hitter

Can be used to describe someone who has the ability to maturbate with both of his hands. Either separately or simultaneously.

Timmy: I’ve always been a switch hitter
Sally: You’ve never held a baseball bat
Timmy: I’m talking about my bat.

by iDiddle June 14, 2018

hutterspuck

A person who is unable to speak in a eloquent manner

"that doozer couldnt have written that poem. He's a hutterspuck"

by Stebeo August 30, 2008

heavy hitter

operator

As Barry Bonds is to the San Fransisco Giants.

by Tuna September 13, 2003

pillow hitter

someone inclined to be lazy/lethargic

Most children below the age of 3 are pillow hitters, spending most of their time doing nothing.

by Luther December 5, 2004

extra hitter

during a three way with two men, the awkward second man who isnt sure which hole its ok to put his dick in.

man, last night was akward, i was the extra hitter.

by billy12345678901234567890 June 4, 2011

hatty hatterson

Hatte hatterson is a video game character from the game "battle Block Theater" who was with you when you got stranded on a island with your friends from your country/island. The island you crash on has a massive Theater storing a magical hat that hatty puts on and gets possessed by it. Did I forget to say that the Theater is filled with Cats and they work they're too.

"NO NO NO NO, MYEAR"

-hatty hatterson

by Hatty Hatterson, HIMSELF! May 5, 2017