hefalump

Winnie the poo slang for elephant

The hefalump might get us!

by bob November 23, 2002

Mental Health Day

A quasi-legitimate excuse to take a day off from school or work. Although the person who takes the day off claims he needs it to finish up some work and regain sanity from the rat race, he usually ends up sleeping in, masturbating and accomplishing less than nothing.

J.C. said he took a mental health day to catch up with work and relax, but instead, spent the whole day fantasizing about Jamie.

by Hrach April 17, 2005

Health Class

A class that is started in 6th grade and ends sometime in highschool. In this class you learn about suicide, health issues, depression, self-esteem, relationships. And last, but not least, Sex education.

Mrs.Licksallballs: And then the male will take his fully erect penis and insert it into the woman wet and dripping vagina.

6th grader: What about the birds and the bees?

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 2, 2005

hemali

2, a way of saying something is cool

"man, that's HEMALI cool!"

by anne April 1, 2005

Health

A complete state of mental, physical and social well being

The guy lived to 100 as he always lead a healthy lifestlye

by Phillip mckraken February 21, 2009

Health Care

Something unfortunate Americans think about as a privilege for the wealthy.

Look at me! I'm an unemployed European, and still the local hospital removed my brain tumour, thanks to Public Health Care! Now I get to live another day to find myself a job!

Socialism for the win.

by Discobutton February 13, 2010

Healthcare bill

A completely unconstitutional bill that gives the government the power to mandate that you must have health insurance or else. Government run healthcare is, in fact, a tenant of socialism, and will help to bankrupt any nation. This bill was passed using backroom deals and bribery. This bill is unconstitutional because nowhere in the Constitution is the government given the power to tell us to purchase something. The Constitution states that all powers not explicitly delegated to the federal government are given to the States and the People. If the government was to get their slimy hands out of healthcare, the prices would go down, as proven time and time again with other commodities.

Man, now I have to spend all this money on health insurance because of the Healthcare bill when I can barely pay my bills in the first place! Is the government trying to ruin me???

by Mr. Politico January 14, 2011