having a bowl of cheerios

1. Eating a bowl of Cheerios cereal
2. Slang for smoking a bowl of pot, used jokingly among me and my friends.

"I'm going to have a bowl of Cheerios this morning. Yum."

"What the hell was that Tom? Did you have a bowl of cheerios this morning or something?"

by Ian R May 26, 2005

Having a row with the maggot

When your bird is trying to suck you off and you've a flacid one and she's just having a bloody blair.

Bloody hell lad, the missus weren't 'arf having a row with the maggot last night. BLIMEY!

by Grimmy Bumdirt February 28, 2011

Having a moment

The phrase 'Having a moment' should be used whenever a conversation between yourself and someone else is interrupted, either verbally or through the unwanted presence of someone.

Does not necessarily mean the you are actually having a moment.

Boy and Girl are having a discussion about motorized seesaws at a party, Random Guy appears near them, attempting to interject the conversation.

Girl: "Uh sorry, we're having a moment right now"
Boy: *nods*
Random Guy: "Oh, uh, sorry" Exeunt

by Labr4t November 2, 2013

having a poo at paul's

Leaving the place where you are to seek out a toilet, because you really badly need a shit and can't possibly have one in the place you are, given the available facilites

"Were did Ray go?"

"He is having a poo at paul's, the toilets here are rank, he'll be back in twenty minutes"

by The Poo pirate January 25, 2010

having a barry

the art of making gay cream pies!

Before Jason came to the Fantasy Football Draft, he was having a Barry

by akaSidVicious August 27, 2009

Having Motion

Basically being the opposite of fresh 8 (Alonte Joyner) or having no whoops

“Dang you really having motion, you must be staying away from fresh 8”

by Anon-31367 October 26, 2022

Having Sex With A Turkey

Having sex with an inexperienced partner.

She couldn't figure out which leg to lift. It was like having sex with a turkey.

by swope the bird man November 28, 2013