hottenrott

When a male deficates in a female's mouth.

Jake Totally Hottenrotted in that girl's mouth!

by BOMBLE April 23, 2005

Hatton

Hatton is an e-boy loving hipster wide a heavy flow and wide set vagina. She never shaves her pits or wears deodorant because she believes she’s one with nature. People named Hatton usually look like rats and only change their underwear once a week. But on the bright side, Hattons are typically pretty laid back and DTF. Their favorite past time is watching Hentai, but they also enjoy a refreshing Black Cherry White Claw on a hot summer day.

Dude, did you see the pair of tits on Hatton...what a babe.

by LödedDiaper May 11, 2020

mad hatter disease

Old definition: madness induced by mercury fumes generated in factories that used this metal in hat fabrication.

Millenial definition: condition experienced by ambitious women who have to assume many roles in order to maintain diplomacy and harmony in a male dominated world.

The field of dentistry has confirmed the validity of this new definition by claiming that introduction of composite materials to replace amalgam restorations have shown no quantifiable impact on the behaviors of driven female practitioners.

My girlfriend has a mad hatter disease, Friday is always her second favorite F* word.

by Goldstar July 28, 2015

Top Hatting

When an extremely attractive girl sits on an extremely attractive guys face naked and presses her pussy into his face and TOP HAT's HIM!

What did you do this weekend??? I totally was Top Hatting 5 guys this weekend and performed my famous 'Rabbit in the Hat' trick TWICE! I am David Fuckingcopperfield!

by Magic_Merle August 23, 2011

Madd Hatter

The act of shitty on your partners face. followed up with cumming on it and then punching her in the face. after all this is done you sat you nuts on her head and yell, "Madd Hatter bitch!!" thus making your nuts the hat and your girl pissed.

Luke: i totes gave Grant a Madd Hatter last week!

Lucifer: man i wish you'd give me one of those sometime!

by bill trip esher nigger September 26, 2010

Hatterapple

A word invented out of random words, incluing "hat" and "apple" as a semi-euphemism for "penis."

Also can be used as a cutesy-term for male genitalia.

"I wonder how big HIS hatterapple is!"

by DMJ QD TOPH October 30, 2011

Hattershalés

A word derived from "hatterapple" and "mellashalés" to be used as a semi-euphemism for "man-boobs."

"It's totally gross when guys have hattershalés."

by DMJ QD TOPH October 30, 2011