HMC

Reddit/Internet slang stands for: Hold My (Cosmo)politan. This is the female equivalent to HMB-Hold My Beer.

These are the last words before someone does something awesome or gets injured. Not actually said by person but as a comment to a video or gif.

HMC I've got a race to win in heels. HMC(only the acronym in title and it's a video of a drunk women's shenanigans )

by C J breezeway July 28, 2019

hmmm

an utterance made by those in the act of thinking. represents more thinking than hmm, but significantly less cranial activity than hmmmm.

hmmm

wow. This individual is thinking quite hard, it's only a matter of time until he reaches hmmmm level thought

by doiajsifdnjknakjnds February 6, 2019

Hmmft

Sound made during frustration. Also the sound an Elephant makes.

Bills need to be paid, hmmft. Hmmft i'm an elephant!

by toddytiffy October 20, 2008

hmih

Short way of saying .. Hump me im horny

Baby , Hmih

by YuuNEEDme March 30, 2009

HMUIRM

HMUIRM stands for help my uncle is raping me!!

HMUIRM. Okay, ill call the cops. My dick is stuck in the blender.

by God Clan May 10, 2019

hmzero

A person who is very lazy

I'm feeling like hmzero today... I don't want to take out the trash

by gellodog July 1, 2021

H/M

Hair and makeup

I was going to go outside, but then i'd have to do my h/m, which takes forever

by Harmstm August 21, 2008