Guch Hook

When a person rubs their index finger along their guch, then proceeds to form a hook with the index finger. The finger is then inserted into the mouth of an unsuspecting individual so as to simulate that person being hooked like a fish. A more sinister aproach to the fish hookmaneuver. This move is usually performed on a person that is being an asshole or just plain will not shut up.

Guy 1- Dude, Jason is acting like a real asshat tonight.

Guy 2- Yeah I know. I'm going to play some football then give him the old Guch Hook. That should teach him.

by Pete_guitar January 23, 2009

Gunch Grass

Grass that is soo long that it will completely ruin your golf game. Not where you want to hit your golf ball.

The "ruff", "gunch grass'

by GatorDaddy91 October 18, 2010

Gulch

A form of burp, which also accompanies a small amount of sick.

As it is a small amount, you generally swallow the sick, therefore you are 'gulching'

"Are you alright pal?"

"Yeah no worries, was just a gulch"

by GulchGirl123 May 18, 2014

Gercher

When a girl licks a guys "gooch" or "Grundle" and the next day wakes up with a Hicky like mark on her chin/neck from the suction his asshole

Gerch,Gercher,Goochwad,Grundle Fungus,Hemroid Hicky

by Steve 0 February 12, 2006

Gunchies

(n): The thick concentrated liquid that comes out of a vagina after having sex.

This one time, I had sex and the next morning there was a gray discharge. I pulled my tampon out and all the gunchies came out with it.

by Gunchies1523 May 27, 2010

Dry Gulch

When you stick a finger into someone's ass without lube.

Frank woke up his girlfriend by giving her a dry gulch.

by HM2013 March 31, 2015

guncheck

When you play a first person shooter game (like Halo, Call of Duty, or Gears of War) and you beat down your worthless opponent or senseless enemy instead of wasting a bullet on them.

I always guncheck on my final kill!

by E. Sweet September 28, 2008