Goonching

Goonching is where you violently rub your gooch until it burns and/or bleeds.

"Im going to go goonching at my grandpa's funeral later."

"Yo i goonched so hard last night my balls are making it chafe."

by GoonchMaster3000 May 8, 2025

Groccing It

Jerking off in someone else’s bed, preferably someone you’re not familiar with.

Did you see Alex get caught groccing it?

by theACCdivision May 18, 2025

Grinching

When you ejaculate all over or inside a families Christmas presents, leading to an uncomfortable and ruined holiday.

I went Grinching yesterday, so now I am watching this house to see their reactions.

by The Grincher July 24, 2025

goonching

goonching is the act of trenching and gooning at the same time

bruh i was up genny goonching my shit to the chart

by trench2424 August 13, 2025

Gooching

Used instead of ‘joking’. Funny because a gooches are funny.

‘Did you know spiders have 9 legs’
‘What? since when’
‘Nah bro I’m just gooching haha’

by Grace Olusanya August 25, 2025

Grulching

The act of sticking a toothpick in your p-hole and running up against a wall jamming the toothpick into your p-hole.

Had a killer Grulching session last night. It was incredibly painful.

by BluDru42 September 5, 2025

Gorching

and extreme sexual act, involving submerging your balls in lamp oil, lighting them on fire, and putting them out in a hookers mouth.

Man, I love gorching so much. Hard to find a bitch who's into it.

by Simsonchin December 5, 2025