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Pregnancy Cheese

The off white to yellow discharge that builds up on the clitty litter catcher of the girls panties. Pungent and awful. An odd cheese that does not go well with cracker, fruit or by itself. Only the bravest of cocksman will attempt to devour this cheese.
Gloria didn’t trust that I would be here after the baby is born, so I ate her pregnancy cheese coated panties. I think I’m going to be sick.
by Smitty45 June 11, 2018
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pregnancy bait

A woman so attractive that multiple men want to have sex her, and potentially make her pregnant,
I saw her first, she is my pregnancy bait,
by Silent Barracuda August 18, 2019
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pregnancy powder

I’m not touching that table that’s not flour on it, it’s pregnancy powder!
by Bigtittywhore34 April 5, 2020
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Pregnancy Brain

When a pregnant person gives head.
John: I’m telling you, we went to the movies and she gave me some Pregnancy Brain.

Billy: Fo-Sho!
by TheOigBlONu April 19, 2021
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Pregnancy

Noun

A medical condition, solely affecting biological females, denoting parasitism by a fungus that infects the male gonads and enters the female through her genitalia. It rewires her emotional reactions so as to ensure it is not threatened within the female body as it begins to sap her resources, assimilating her DNA in the process to take a human-like form. When it is mature enough to exit the body, it mimics the maturation process, complete with a developing and soon to be fully formed human vessel, to eventually perpetuate the process. Its known defense mechanisms include screeching as well as shooting its excreta, which it also uses to chemically manipulate the host to removing said excreta and sanitizing external excretory organs as a power move. It renders its host completely defenseless and coerces the individual through complex chemical reactions to provide for it until its body is sexually mature and ready to seek a willing participant to receive new spores, or if female, provide other parasitic spores through the act of copulation. It is the most common parasite worldwide, and there were no known examples of the male biological sex before its emergence.
"God, you're such a fun guy, Jack. Stay at least 4 inches away though, I don't want to contract pregnancy"
by BJSD808 March 17, 2022
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Pregnancy police

This is someone who obsesses over if your pregnant.
"You popo is gonna become the pregnancy police"
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