dick greed

(noun): When a woman, typically promiscuous by nature, lusts after more than one penis; when a woman is not satisfied by a single penis and must have as many as possible.

Dick Greed is about wanting all the dicks, to be the Scrooge McDuck of dicks, as it were.

Yo that ho triflin. She wants Kanye West's dick AND Ray J's dick! She got that dick greed!

by Party Catz January 7, 2013

season's greedings

In the Christmas/Holiday season, any greeting whose sole instrumental purpose is a financial transaction.

When an employee of a retail establishment greets a shopper in the fourth quarter of the fiscal year-- though in particular, beginning on Black Friday.

CLERK: "Season's Greedings, Ma'am."
SHOPPER: "Thanks, and Happy Holidays to you, too. Do you accept American Express?"

'Merry Christmas' and 'Happy Holidays' are the most common season's greedings.

by Neologian-PJG December 25, 2011

GreedyKumquat

the cutest streamer ever

Person A: do you know GreedyKumquat?
Person B: ohhh yeah the cutest streamer ever.

by factstv December 15, 2022

greeny phatom

1. an animated series which claims to be premiered in 1996 on TV, but actually premiered on YouTube in 2009. It gained attention and became infamous, because the series is composed of a slideshow mixed up with text-to-speech voice acting, poor MS Paint drawings and logo-based fandom, also it is claimed to be done by Sony Wonder, CTW and Cinar and created by Robert Stainton.
2. when something is extremely poor quality.

1: Hey, what's up?
2: Nothing, just got some Greeny Phatom food.

by das9374 June 26, 2017

boobie greed

The feeling that one's breasts are too small even after having a breast augmentation.

I really thought I'd be happy with a D-cup, but now I'm starting to get boobie greed.

by TiffanyP June 12, 2007

free stuff greed

People that go to conventions and shows and get too much of the same stuff for free. They don't know what to do with all of the stuff that they took.

Marcus has a severe case of free stuff greed; he went to a computer convention and took twelve identical notepads from Microsoft.

by Kilowatt July 2, 2007

It was the greed that killed the gob

A saying used in fornite to describe players that loot instead of do anything else in which they always end up getting themselves killed.

James: i saw a scar in the storm, imma go and get it.
James: fuck I am not gonna make it out.
Brodie: James, u do know that "it was the greed that killed the gob".

by FloppyPussy June 5, 2018