gobshites

Kopites are Gobshites

As in Kopites Are Gobshites

by Iblamemedad July 27, 2006

gobstruck

Shocked, amazed, dumbfounded, speachless. Same as gobsmacked.

I was gobstrucked when that hot girl asked me out.

by YoMammaMia August 19, 2007

gobsmacked

When your son tells you he volunteered to go back to Syria for 9 months-after spending over $4 grand at strip clubs in 2 days

I was gobsmacked by her stupidity

by Buttershots February 22, 2019

Gobstomp

Similar to curb stomping, gobstomping is the action of destroying somebody with your own physical force. Annihilating somebody with such pure power and vigor, leaves the person incapacitated beyond belief.

Sadie the dumb bitch walked up upon me. I said "Why the fuck are you talking to me". Then I proceeded to gobstomp her until there were no remains.

by benitomosquito October 27, 2020

goober fish

an odd and interesting creature that makes someone enjoy things, a humorous being

"oooh tis a goober fish"

by dubtronics September 11, 2009

goofy goober

someone who is an absolute complete nutter. also easily affected by ice cream and nursery rhymes (affected meaning acting like your on drugs!!!) anyway your literally a well weird PEANUT!

if anyone has seen the spongebob movie you'll know what im talking about, if not here's a song a GOOFY GOOBER would sing:
" i'm a goofy goober yeah,
you're a goofy goober yeah,
we're all goofy goobers yeah,
GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOBERS YEAH!!!!!

by skinkydirrrtymidget (see "lisa) January 5, 2008

Goob

A goob is generally someone who is a pleasant person to be around and a genuinely good person. They have caring qualities that most people don't have but wish they could. Most people describe them as "incredible"

Jessica is a total goob

by goooooooooob July 28, 2014