girthy beef

A large girthy, thick and juicy penis. Resembles a nice steak

Bob: Give us some of that girthy beef Eden.

by fagsquad September 12, 2017

turd girth

A fat, plump or unusually large turd that often presents great difficulties and inconveniences.

ex. A.)

"Marry tried to flush her turd down the toilet, but the turd girth was too wide."

ex. B) "Terry drank all of Alan's cola. What a turd girth."

by Plarzmo August 16, 2011

girth

It is the size of my "newspaper"

My newspaper has too much girth for my dog to carry it in her mouth.

by Boombah Boy March 16, 2005

Girthmeister

The conductor of round, wide, and thick SHIT, or fesces. Typically someone who likes large black pensises and fantasizes about their thickness plugging their babymaker.

Joanna is the girthmeister, she loves girthy dick because it excites her.

by legendaryballer January 21, 2010

girthy dick

A small fat chode, that’s the size of a cucumber

“Damn, That is a girthy dick!”

by Kaylen1234567 November 6, 2017

Girthday

The day on which your junk is exposed to the observation of others for the first time.

Hey, Ethan, happy Girthday, man. Bravo!

by sacsacsac March 14, 2019

Count Girthula

Person with a wide cock.

Anyone with an unusually wide penis.

I stretched her ass out like Count Girthula.

I went Count Girthula on that ass !

by Bretsus December 4, 2011