Groomba

Japanese grooming gorilla robot.

Shit man that Groomba be sweet at shavin your ugly ass face. Yo mama be needin one too dawg.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGOR9iug6NA

Guy one: Is the Groomba for real?

Guy two: Actually, yes. I have seen it on television. Pretty crazy: I want one!!

by Steve... aka the cracker April 1, 2009

Groomal Shower

a pre-wedding party, for the groom. Like a Bridal Shower, except for the groom and his male frieds. Like a bachelor party, but with less naked women and alcohol.

What did you get for Padraic's groomal shower.?

Are you going to the groomal shower this weekend.?

by Bambi. November 9, 2009

groomie

the best friend or homie of the groom in a wedding party

did you see Dans groomie hitting on the brides maids

by jimmyb69 October 19, 2015

Groomer

anyone in the democratic party in the United States of America

My teacher is a groomer, and ze spends all morning telling the class about zeir sexual exploits with zeir groomer partner.

by draco_mask June 29, 2022

Groomer

A sorry ass trying to act mental, depressed, and sad just to get views

"they keep saying ok groomer to me...groomer... hahahahahahaha I'm gro-gro-GROOMER!"

by Afellowgamer January 24, 2020

Groomer

Negative word that is used to describe snowboarders that just slide down the side of a slope and scrape the powder off. Often used by experienced skiers, this name has become very common and is now being loosely used for a "beginning snowboarder"

Get off that diamond, you damn groomer.

Look at that stupid groomer try and stand.

by freeskier31 July 3, 2008

groom

one is to be imprisoned too a life of tortuous pain

I used to be happy now I am married!

by Michael May 13, 2005