bitch-fortunate

Something misfortunate that happens that is caused by a bitch.

Often used with the phrase: "a serious of _______ events."

Due to a serious of bitch-fortunate events, Judy and I will be playing wii by ourselves instead of going to that party.

by Monique Lester July 4, 2014

fortunate son

A person born lucky, such as to a wealthy family.
Used in the popular 1969 Creedence Clearwater Revival "Fortunate Son"

Wow, that guy is such a fortunate son

by Cdogbox February 5, 2014

Fortunate Son

The song that plays in basically every Vietnam War movie.

When I was fighting in the forest, I heard the sounds of Fortunate Son playing in the background

by trhrj4tj June 8, 2018

O Fortuna

The popular intro and outro of Carl Orff's "Carmina Burana." It has been used in popular movies, such as Jackass: The Movie, The Hunt for Red October, and Natural Born Killers. It is widely regarded as one of the most exciting pieces of music ever written and recorded. Known for its apocalyptic tempo, "O Fortuna" remains well-reveared even in today's world.

After Carl Orff had written "O Fortuna", he took an abnormally large, magnificent shit in celebration.

by Josh Y. July 18, 2006

Fortue

A Young Intellectual Individual whose aspirations have formidably increased. This individual seeks no attention nor clout and enjoys to be left alone, unbothered and sticking to their own clique. This individual enjoys the increase of knowledge and Wisdom and uses it to help others (some of the time).

You're becoming a fortue.

You act just like fortue.

by Red-Hat August 14, 2019

Fortne

Name, of English descent. Meaning: Strong and reliable

Timothy James Fortne Wainwright

by A.J. Michaels November 26, 2010

Doing a Jason Fortuny

Collecting others' sensitive, detailed BDSM or other sexual information on-line as the result of a hoax solicitation and publishing the results, while claiming it is an "experiment" for entertainment or shock value. A notorious example of craigslist abuse which occurred in the Seattle metro area in early September 2006. Fortuny posed as a dom sub female in search of a masterful top male. Over a hundred males, some of who were married, responded, and Fortuny constructively outed them all. He named names, addresses, phone numbers and included all pictures, text transcripts, face and XXX shots.

I'm so embarrassed: I just learned someone is doing a Jason Fortuny on me about my on-line sex ad.

by SF Skipster September 22, 2006