flapid

A floppy flacid Penis. When the going gets tough. You gotta go rough. When your shlong ain't too long.

God Dammit Johnny, why are you flapid?

by flipid flapid fucker February 27, 2017

Flacid Burns

The act of secretly ejaculating into one’s trousers out of excitement before sexual intercourse, thus forcing a bout of floppy wiener sex.

Fuck, that hot broad from The Home Depot gave me the Flacid Burns. I had to traverse that pussy limp.

by Dr Lister III November 7, 2017

Flabiditite

A very flabby mineral.

Rockhound 1 (while peaking out of a cloud of dust, yelling at Rockhound 2): have you found any Flabiditite yet?

Rockhound 2 (being angry because R#1 startled him, making him drop his hammer on his foot): NO pfffft. I don't like touching flabby things! I'm looking for Florescenttinger.

by AlwaysSidetrackedinALLways February 5, 2019

Flakident

(N.) 1. A person that forces someone to eat food
(Adj.) 2. A person that is acting erratic

Ella is such a flakident, she is making me eat the burnt strawberry jello!

by BigDaddyAllDay(JV) February 8, 2019

Flacidation

The act of being preparado to sustain the power of the ding dong.

Everybody shall kneel before this word of divinity

“Toby said:

-Today I held my urge to fap!
His friend John answered:
-Don’t you mean self-flacidation?”

by TheFakeTaxiDude February 24, 2019

Flavio-dingle-beevis

Proper curse words for in front of children.

*guy cutsvyou off driving*
"Hey, this guy is a real flavio-dingle-beevis huh buddy"? "Forreal daddy"!

by DaddyOfDank September 29, 2019

Flavi

Flavi is a very funny person. She gets all the boys and but shes only lice to people she likes to people she can be mean to people she doesn’t like. Flavi doesn’t like so many people if she like you the you are nice!! If you’re friends with her you’re lucky you cant find a better friend!!! She dares a lot but when it comes to love... the other must take the first step...! Flavi likes to chill with her friends she is more with her friends than at home :() she is a very crazy person but if necessary she can also be serious :%

SHE’S A LITTLE BITCH! :)))

Everyone want to be flavi and gets all the boys

by Julia65189 December 31, 2019