Sit on my fence

To invite someone round to sit on your fence and discuss turtles.

Penelope was a lovely girl, so Shaft gave her a call. “Sit on my fence” he said. After all, the newly erected fence was newly varnished, and he knew she’d appreciate it.

by Penelope Turtle December 25, 2018

hit the fence

The act of running away from the police or any other form of law enforcement officer. Also used to define a fight-or-flight situation requiring immediate action or planning.

I seen the laws and I had to hit the fence as soon as they pulled up on me.

by Juss BRAVO November 29, 2019

mend fences

to establish or improve good relationships

It's about time we mend our fences. ( example of mend fences)

by The Return of Light Joker June 6, 2011

doctoral feces

A doctoral thesis resulting from fraud (typically plagiarism or ghostwriting) as opposed to one based on genuine scholarship. Smells foul only after being exposed but then sticks to the author for life. Exposure usually leads to the revoking of the doctoral degree.

A Piece of ScHmITt (see related entry) constitutes a subtype with a high potential to attract media exposure, although it accounts for only a small portion of all doctoral feces produced.

Not long after our professors started using plagiarism detector software retroactively, they realized doctoral feces are piling up in our faculty library.

by FrankBeaverbrook March 6, 2012

Achieve Linear Feces

To get your shit straight

Dude you need to achieve linear feces

by RaversFantasy357 July 27, 2008

ferclempt

the feeling of being at the brink of tears, usually accompanied with a lump in the throat and a cracking voice.

"Yeah, I admit it, at the ending of 'My Girl' I was ferclempt.

by FunThrax January 23, 2007

mexican fence climbers

a boot often worn by mexicans with the pointed toe and large heel.

dog the bounty hunter wears mexican fence climbers to look taller..

by chance greenroyd January 18, 2007