fate's a waiter

A phrase spoken when a person receives what was deserved. Justice is the implied party, that placed an order with fate in some cosmic diner, and was subsequently served.

Don't be so shocked my crizzle, you got sent to the crowbar motel for driving that hot land yacht balls out on liquid bread. Fate's a waiter, is all.

by B Love August 10, 2004

Faternoon

The afternoon following a rather large lunch where food is consumed to the point where one does nothing but sit and stare as they slip into a food coma.

Alternative definition is as a typo of the word afternoonwhile attempting to send an email while driving.

Oh man, I just at two cheesesteaks for lunch, I'm not going to get anything done this faternoon.

by IamThatDad February 4, 2010

farternocker

a name that you can call someone, normaly a loser

Courtney is a huge Farternocker!!

by jim283452053 November 15, 2010

Fateau

While you're in the process of losing weight but have hit a stopping point or a plateau but are still fatter then you'd like to be.

I'm going to have to change up my workouts, I've hit a fateau and don't seem to be losing anymore.

by TheNeely August 2, 2012

Fate Zero

a perfect novel series

Fate Zero is perfect

by Psychomaniac66 June 15, 2018

fartemis

The name for someone descended from the greek god artemis and her godly farts. This means you are an ambassador on earth to her godly farts.

"Have you heard Jessica's farts?"
"Yeah, she's a fartemis for sure!"

by NotAWabbit January 6, 2022

Fate of the Stars

The final song in the album "Good & Evil" by Tally Hall

"Hey, do you like Fate of the Stars by Tally Hall?"
"Yeah, it's great."

by fireatlas91_ April 30, 2022