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Wig-fix

The dire need to get a haircut! Or a really shitty haircut.
Boy that wig-fix Shane got really looks like he got into a fight with a ceiling fan
by Farvabeans January 13, 2010
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Bitch Fix

Using a quick fix preferably sex or a fancy gadget to overcome a break up or heartache especially to get rid of that loser feeling that can ruin your weekend.
Jane: Si, that bastard dumped me again

Lee: and what you’re gonna do now?

Jane: Get a brazilian wax and dial my bitch fix!
by myetwin January 8, 2011
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My bra is too tight, can you fix it?

Every boi dreams of a girl saying this to them
Girl: My bra is too tight, can you fix it?
Emo boi: RAWR XD
Girl: *blushes*
by emoboi182 December 5, 2022
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A Fix

Not only does this phrase mean "need some drugs."

It's also used sexually. Many artist today uses this term in R&B songs to please another person; to make up for what that persons' partner can't do.

A person would get a fix if they haven't had good sex in awhile or just haven't had sex in a long time or haven't received the proper attention and care...therefore they seek someone else for a fix.

It's like a Boyfriend or Girlfriend #2. Pleasure P pretty much explains what a fix is in his song.

The person who needs a fix doesn't say they need it. The person who gives the fix usually offers because they can see the person is in need of one.
Remember with a fix there is no relationship involved, just relations.

A fix is most of the time free by a person who cares for the person they are fixing. Usually they know each other.
"Call me when your body needs a fix" -Pressha Song: Splackavellie

"See I don't stop like good dick, Skypager's hotness when you need a fix" -Shaunte in Timbaland and Magoo Song: Luv to Luv Ya

Blackstreet also has a song "Call Me(Fix)"
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Jizz'll fix it

A therapeutic session of self-enjoyment/masturbation, designed to relieve the stresses of a hard day at work. Normally enjoyed last thing at night to aid sleep. The cry "Now then now then, what 'ave we got 'ere then" on the vinegar strokes is for expert self-lovers only.
Crispin had lost twenty mill backing the wrong stocks on the market and was facing the internal auditors over an allegation of laundering money. Lying alone in bed that night he didn't know what to do. "I bet jizz'll fix it" he thought before whacking one out and drifting into a deep relaxing slumber.
by The Brown Piper May 1, 2007
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Oral fix

1)to temporarily satisfy an addiction involving a sexual procedure you perform with your mouth.

2)When a person likes someone and wants to show them how much they really miss the other person with enthusiasm. :)

3)Also a word used when beating around the bush.
Will Faris get an oral fix this weekend? You'll never know.
by Jurassica May 7, 2008
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Quick Fix

An ingenious creation by Spectrum Labs. This synthetic urine will pass any and
all drug tests that the bladder police can throw at you.
Tom used Quick Fix to pass his drug test.
by thechillguy January 5, 2009
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