rabbity-fig-faggler

noun: one who shaves, cooks, and eats one's own pubic hair

Mmm... those pubes taste great! Just call me a rabbity-fig-faggler!

by donnatellamoo May 17, 2006

I want a fig newton

this means that you are looking to hook up.. I want to fuck you

If mouthed silently this looks like I want to fuck you so mouth the word I want a fig newton at someone you want to hook up with

by Susan T August 10, 2006

The Fig and Cream Special

The act of eating a mixture of sperm and a Fig Newton or other fig product in various ways.

Lil boligrapho ate The Fig and Cream Special off of her back

by The bocc March 7, 2018

The Fig Newton

Dancing The Fig Newton or doing the Fig Newton refers to the "dance" one does when going through drug withdrawal, namely heroin, or oher opiates. The "dance" is usually done in a bed, with the covers tightly pulled over ones head, and usually includes leg kicking movements, rolling around in bed, and the constant sitting up and lying down again that comes with the uncomfortability of heroin withdrawal. The Fig Newton is traditionally danced in a pool of one's own sweat, and is usually accompanied by the traditional soundtrack of constant moaning, and occasional soft cries and/or whimpers.

I know I haven't seen you guys in a while, but I've been trying to quit this shit, and I spent the last 4 days doing the fig newton in my fucking room.

by Brian Press December 28, 2007

Sig Fig

A name for someone that you’re in along term relationship with

“Are they dating??”
“Yeah she’s her sig fig”

by Simwer94 August 10, 2019

Shaggy Fig-Hoof

Pussy with meaty lips and too much pubic hair.

"Once she had me hand cuffed, she started grinding that stank ass Shaggy Fig-hoof on my face."

by SgtDangles January 4, 2017

Frishen fig

A frishen fig is a boy that looks like a frog feels like a fish and acts like a fig

Jamaica: HEY YOU FRISHEN FIG

Kaelon: im not a frishen fig ok

by Timmy and friends April 11, 2020