Fapstronaut

An astronaut sent into space with the specific goal of avidly masturbating in outer space. Fapstronauts are equipped with a revolutionary space suit design in which one arm hole(the masturbation hand) is permanently connected to the area located near the zero gravity genitalia. Fapstronauts often exist to fulfill life long dreams, or strange fetishes. These humans are not endorsed by NASA or any other space-bound company

"Incredible, Zach is the most ferocious masturbator to ever enlist in the Fapstronaut program"
"Wow, youre right, he must masturbate at least seven times per day"

by pretzelsoup May 24, 2015

faps

A petty, obnoxious, person who is often homosexual.

1. George is flirted with Tom and his being a huge faps.
2. George is a faps. He kept telling me to change the channel to figure skating while I was trying watch the Super Bowl.

by James W. Ricardo December 15, 2007

Fapster

A person who has already fapped to the picture you just linked.

<nobody> random_picture_involving_dead_parrot.jpg
<derp> I'd fap to that
<fapster> already fapped that!
<derp> you're such fapster

by Bacon_Lover September 25, 2011

fagoso

A guy who is completely awesome but his friends like to make fun of his last name

"Dude look at Fagoso over there, what a loser" ( in other words they wish they were him)

by Awesoke May 17, 2016

Fapstronaut

You just couldn't stop fapping, even in god damn space...

Jimmy stop jerking off all the time you fucking fapstronaut

by TacoDuke S. September 30, 2021

fapist

someone who continually lies about being raped.

Manchester United reserve player has be released today after it was revealed the alledged victim was a serial FAPIST.

by The original Sweet-a-bix March 10, 2010

fapster

A fapster is a fapper and hipster; someone who loves nerd stuff but eats vegan and is way smarter/more intellectual than you.

That guy on the apple commercials, not the PC one, he seems like a real fapster.

by HotKarlito August 18, 2008