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dumber than a bag of wet mice

Something or someone that is profoundly stupid or ridiculous,
Person one: The new Windows 8 operating system is so cool,

what do you think?

Person two: That statement is dumber than a bag of wet

mice,

Windows 8 is dumber than a bag of wet mice,

in fact YOU'RE dumber than a bag of wet mice

for sayin that!

Person one: You got really worked up about that.

Person two: I was just demonstrating what an awesome

phrase that is.

Person one: Well I think that that phrase

is dumber than a bag of wet mice!
by THESWORDMASTER January 7, 2013
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dumperday

1.day that inflicts a feeling of bad shit being piled ontop of oneself, the feeling of being overwhelmed by things being dropped on your head , such as a ton of bricks all at once while you're already underwater drowning in a tank of piranas

this can also include; dumperweek, dumpermonth, dumperlife!

2. word apparently used by online greeting card companies on cards that would otherwise be very lame indeed, but upon receiving said card it is made impossible not to burst into uncontrolled laughter. Found somewhere between "rainbows remind me of your smile.." and "..that's why we'll be friends forever and ever and ever" the word "dumperday" will sneak up on the reader and make for a very enjoyable card
1. K: I'm having such a bad day, I think I'm going to kill myself.
S: Well at least it's not a dumperday, you would already be dead!

2.Someone at the online greeting card store is going have a dumperday when they get fired for making up words to put on the cards.
by katydid00900 January 18, 2009
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skull duggery

"Did Nicole ever let you fuck?" "Nah but she gave me that skull duggery tho."
by Ziek May 2, 2005
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dumper shot

The act of sticking your penis in a woman's anus without her knowing......created by a Nick
I gave her a dumper shot and she screamed.
by holy.mac February 4, 2010
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Bum stubble Dunger tonguer gungy or clean bean machine

the act of tonguing fuck out of someones arse crevice (unshaven) either before of after one has been for a ringpiece poo painted doup destroying brown number whilst using your stubbly chin to tickle ones bean, back and fourth like a man on a mission.. making you out to be some kind of mega mad mental mechanical man machine!!

guy - "YOU`RE AWAY TO GET TAKEN!!"

girl - "where tho?.. Ive got a gungy doup and you need a shave"

guy - "AND!!!!"

girl - "WOW YOUR A FUCKIN MACHINE!!"
Bum stubble Dunger tonguer gungy or clean bean machine
by ShadeMade aka G-Funk December 27, 2011
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dumpers

used to describe a bad event in time, usually causes slight aggravation but the event can be joked about
Awe dude, that baseball game was dumpers! Oh I know, we lost 16-2! It's all because Sheehy pitched!
by Dan K. Delsignore May 25, 2010
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Dummer

Slang for the Hummer GM vehicle brand.
Look at the douchebag driving that Dummer. What rock did he crawl out from under?
by LuvDsun April 12, 2009
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