Doddy

a cute dog

Aww look at the little doddy!

by magosh May 24, 2009

diddly squat

Literally means "chicken shit".

Those shiny cars won't mean diddly squat when you die.

by The JDawg May 29, 2007

Diddly sqwatt

Absolutely nothing, like gary's brain!

What's in your pants Gary!
Diddly Sqwatt!

by ANDATOLIP June 18, 2003

diddlyboob

A very annoying, crazy, weird person.

Hey, you stop being a diddlyboob.

by JAYAMOR August 30, 2012

diddly-squat

It's shit in essay language

Teddy: Is my dick big?
Dan: No you diddly-squat.
Teddy: That was a joke. diddly-squat? Why the fuck can't you just be normal you brainless idiotic bonehead!

by CrustyBoyo666 August 1, 2020

You've just dog diddly done it.

1. A somewhat more grave way of saying "you fail".
2. A way of saying when someone has taken it too far.

Plane Captain: Oops, we've just lost both engines.
Co-pilot: You've just dog diddly done it.

Driver: Oops, I think I just hit an old lady crossing the street.
Passenger: You've just dog diddly done it.

Guy: Oops, I got drunk last night, mistook your girlfriend for mine and slept with her.
Friend: You've just dog diddly done it.

Guy: Oops, I spilt coffee on my brand-new nine-hundred-dollar laptop.
Girl: You've just dog diddly done it.

Hunter 1: Oops, I mistook the game warden for a deer and shot him.
Hunter 2: You've just dog diddly done it.

by derroflcopter April 27, 2013

diddly dog

homie named Jay who has an afro and lives in Rhode Island. His dad smashed his unopened GTA4 when he came home to find him and friends mad blazed.

yo diddly dog, you tryna chill?

by Neilaso May 13, 2008