DILF Steeze

Dressing like a DILF or Dad I Would Like to Fuck. The typical DILF Steeze attire usually includes, a long sleeve dress shirt with two to four buttons undone; a blazer or suit jacket over top of the dress shirt (optional); a pair of dark jeans, usually Rock & Republic or True Religion; loafer style dress shoes, usually black or brown; and occasionally a younger mans hair du that went out of style ten years ago. The DILF Steeze can usually be spotted at sporting events or business-casual functions.

Look at this big shooter rocking the DILF Steeze.

by BIG Shooter January 30, 2014

Curly Dilf

one who farts alot, usually farting on someone else.

Person 1: Did you just dilf on me!?!?
Person 2: hell yeah
Person 1: you fucking tool, you're a fucking curly dilf

by Miraculousjew December 18, 2009

boober to the dilf

ranboo’s biggest username mistake 😔✋

boober- a person who has no social life
boober to the dilf- a ‘bet’ ranboo lost with his ‘friends’

by boober69420 April 2, 2022

dilf patrol

When you go on the hunt for a dilf (dad i’d like to fuck) <—accurate definition right there guys.

Linda: Hey Stacey! What are you doing?
Stacey: Well im bored so im on dilf patrol
Linda: Ohhh ok, good luck finding one!

by Cockcracker December 29, 2021

mega dilf

someone that is more than a dilf

'omg have you seen Leonardo Dicaprio in Don't Look Up he's a mega dilf

by therealbob369 April 10, 2022

pillar dilf

A Dilf that fries people with their outstanding abs.

the only solution is you and me becoming pillar dilfs to fry him

by TheGreaterJorro October 30, 2021

Big Dilf

Big Dilf is the most pimp freshman you know. His name is usually Dylan but only goes by Dilf.

Yo did you guys see how pimp Big Dilf looks today? Yeah what a snack.

by Big_Dilf January 4, 2019