Denmark is a country in Europe, it is located north of Germany, and is home of the Danes. It consists of over 500 islands, the three largest ones are Jutland, Funen, and Zealand. Copenhagen (the capital of Denmark) is located on Zealand.
Once Denmark was home of the Vikings, mighty seafarers who sailed around Europe and raped the other countries in their ass. Now Denmark is a country where the people love to get drunk, and chill in the summer.
Denmark is the proud host of the Roskilde festival (one of the biggest festivals in the whole of Europe)
The land of the Danes is crowned as the happiest country on earth, and also has free healthcare, and one of the best educational systems in the world.
In Denmark there is an astounding amount of attractive blondes, but beware, some of them are backstabbing bitches, but generally they are lovely and don't mind getting it at a party.
During the reign of Queen Margrethe the 1st, Denmark ruled over Norway, Sweden, Greenland, and a part of northern Germany, but it was lost because of Danish royalty deciding that it would be a fun idea to rule Jaime and Cercai Lannister style AKA incest.
Many great actors are from Denmark like Viggo Mortensen - Aragorn from LOTR, Mads Mikkelsen - James Bond, and Hannibal Lector, and Nikolai Coster-Waldau from Game of Thrones.
Danish people love bacon, beer, soccer, ice hockey, blondes, and faxe kondi, so if you want some of that come to Denmark ;D
Once Denmark was home of the Vikings, mighty seafarers who sailed around Europe and raped the other countries in their ass. Now Denmark is a country where the people love to get drunk, and chill in the summer.
Denmark is the proud host of the Roskilde festival (one of the biggest festivals in the whole of Europe)
The land of the Danes is crowned as the happiest country on earth, and also has free healthcare, and one of the best educational systems in the world.
In Denmark there is an astounding amount of attractive blondes, but beware, some of them are backstabbing bitches, but generally they are lovely and don't mind getting it at a party.
During the reign of Queen Margrethe the 1st, Denmark ruled over Norway, Sweden, Greenland, and a part of northern Germany, but it was lost because of Danish royalty deciding that it would be a fun idea to rule Jaime and Cercai Lannister style AKA incest.
Many great actors are from Denmark like Viggo Mortensen - Aragorn from LOTR, Mads Mikkelsen - James Bond, and Hannibal Lector, and Nikolai Coster-Waldau from Game of Thrones.
Danish people love bacon, beer, soccer, ice hockey, blondes, and faxe kondi, so if you want some of that come to Denmark ;D
American guy - I was in Denmark this summer, it was AMAZING!
Danish girl who lives in America - why'd you go back?
American guy - because you are here, and I'll always come back for your sexy ass.
Danish girl who lives in America - why'd you go back?
American guy - because you are here, and I'll always come back for your sexy ass.
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Decimate literally means to reduce something by a tenth, but many people use it instead to mean "totally destroy." The word "obliterate" would be a better choice than "decimate."
Decimate comes from the root "deci-" which can be found in other words involving ten, "decimal" for example.
Decimate literally means to reduce something by a tenth, but many people use it instead to mean "totally destroy." The word "obliterate" would be a better choice than "decimate."
Decimate comes from the root "deci-" which can be found in other words involving ten, "decimal" for example.
When I decimated the cookies I ate ten out of the hundred-cookie batch.
Joe decimated the rock collection by getting rid of one tenth of the rocks.
Joe decimated the rock collection by getting rid of one tenth of the rocks.
by Athene Airheart March 24, 2004
Get the decimate mug.Denim Loaf is experienced when a male, with small, medium or large endowment, wears jeans that are extremely tight. The penis is engulfed by tight denim and projects a round, loaf like, appearance of the member. The Denim Loaf may extend directly to the left or right of the fly of the jeans or, depending upon penis positioning, to the upper or lower left or upper or lower right area of the fly.
It can be readily noted if the individual enjoys displaying their Denim Loaf as the denim around the penis is worn and faded from frequent display like that of a tobacco can outline in the back pocket of someone's jeans who chews frequently.
It is thought by those that enjoy displaying their Denim Loaf that members of the same or opposite sex seek out the ability to spot a Denim Loaf to facilitate a conversation that hopefully leads to a sexual encounter.
It can be readily noted if the individual enjoys displaying their Denim Loaf as the denim around the penis is worn and faded from frequent display like that of a tobacco can outline in the back pocket of someone's jeans who chews frequently.
It is thought by those that enjoy displaying their Denim Loaf that members of the same or opposite sex seek out the ability to spot a Denim Loaf to facilitate a conversation that hopefully leads to a sexual encounter.
It was Friday evening and Steven was going out for a night on the town. Hoping for the chance to hook up, he put on his trusty, worn, faded and too tight jeans and positioned his Denim Loaf in the upper right quadrant of his fly area. He was ready to hit the town.
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Get the Danimals mug.A girl that's beyond beautiful and every guy lusts after. She's one of a kind and a definite keeper, she has a nice rack to go along with her amazing personality
by UrbanDictionary314 April 13, 2015
Get the Denika mug.a condition where a person, generally a female, is in denial about their size.
they tend to try on clothes of the wrong size (for example an x-small when they really need a large, wearing a bikini when they need a one piece, shopping in the juniors sizes when they need to be in the plus sizes).
they underplay their weight: "I only need to lose a few pounds". they are always comparing their size to someone either way larger than themselves because most people feel better when they put someone else down.
they tend to try on clothes of the wrong size (for example an x-small when they really need a large, wearing a bikini when they need a one piece, shopping in the juniors sizes when they need to be in the plus sizes).
they underplay their weight: "I only need to lose a few pounds". they are always comparing their size to someone either way larger than themselves because most people feel better when they put someone else down.
Girl (size 14): "Hold on girl I'm going to try on these pants"
** puts on x-small and comes out fitting room
Girl (size 14): "I think they're too big, they fit kind of loose"
Friend (size 4): "Girl you're in fat denial, you know you need a large"
** puts on x-small and comes out fitting room
Girl (size 14): "I think they're too big, they fit kind of loose"
Friend (size 4): "Girl you're in fat denial, you know you need a large"
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"Oh man, did you hear Jack and Kate broke up?"
"No? They're still together on Facebook?"
"Hmmm, must still be in the Facebook Denial Period"
"No? They're still together on Facebook?"
"Hmmm, must still be in the Facebook Denial Period"
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